To unlock this main page all you have to do is watch The Luau and than wait a few seconds. In this main page you see Tofu Homestar at Marzipan's luau. It's pretty old, so it only has the links to main pages 1-13. Not only that, it has a link to the spin 'n' say! You know that old thing that's in the museum?

Page title: "Everyone loves tofu!!"

(side note on "Poot Slap". It is also heard in the Strong Bad's Room Main Page [on 'downloads'] as well as in the toon, "The Luau", also in the "after party" of the Strong Sad look-a-like contest which is SBe-mail82.)- Sblaka

While speaking polynesian prose, strong sad utters 'Mekka Lekka Hi-Mekka Hiney Ho.' This is a reference to the character 'Jambi the Genie' from the children's show 'Pee-Wee's Playhouse'

There are actully 2 versions of it. One after Luau, which is less updated, and the one when you click the link above, which is more updated.

There's a secret on any main page as long as it has one where you have to have the mouse on the button to make it continue. (i.e. "e-mail" does the "Poot Slap" song as long as you have the mouse on e-mail) click the very edge of what you want to "loop" and either:
1. click fastly then move mouse away a.s.a.p. the very edge of the desired one.

You can loop the buttons, but if you do it incorrectly, it takes you to that menu. -Clever Dan