Newscaster: Hello, I'm JestersOFTHeMoon's newscaster! I'm going to interview myself now.
JestersOfTheMoon: This is a complete ripoff of Jweb Guru...
Newscaster: I usually come up with earth-shaking stories, like this. Jesty hates me for some reason. I dunno why. Sometimes I get bored and make up fake stories. I publish Jesty's rare finding in The Homestar Runner Weekly. I also report on (Channel Tooty-Two)?. I collect paste.