BOTTLE TIPS OVER!

Authorities were shoked when they found a tipped over bottle at John Smith's house. The main guess of why it tipped over is because of the wind. The person who came up with this theory has been tossed overboard. The next theory is the Keever-Drake Theory, because all theories have long names. Jane Jones, who came up with the theory, guessed that the bottle was the victim of carelessness.