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Hello. Welcome to Homestar's rendition of Shakespeare's work Romeo and Juliet. Cast: Homestar Runner as Romeo Montague Marzipan as Juliet Capulet Homsar as Mercutio Strong Mad as Tybalt Capulet Coach Z as Friar Laurence Strong Sad as Benvolio Strong Bad as Paris PomPom as Prince Escharus KoT as Lord Capulet The Poopsmith as Nurse The Cheat as Paris's Page Bubs as The Apocathery Stinko Man as Gregory 20X6 Homestar as Sampson The Homestar Runner as Balthazar Fat Dudley as Abram ==Act I, Scene 1== 20X6 H*R: Hey, Stinkoman. You're so the guy. You're awesome. Stinkoman: Ha ha ha! I am awesome! Hey! There's the Montague servants! Maybe we'll have a challenge! Deuce! Fat Dudley: Whomp whomp whomp whomp whomp whomp whomp whomp? Stinkoman: Double Deuce! 1936 H*R: Go soak your fat head. Stinkoman: Are you asking for a challenge? 1936 H*R: Ptooey! (they fight) Strong Sad: (enters) Stop it! Quit fighting! Strong Mad: (enters) DAH! Strong Sad: Strong Mad, give me a hand here. Strong Mad: COWARD!!! Pom Pom: (enters) Oo0o0o0ooo000ooo0! {that's bubblese} King o Town: (enters) What's going on here? Free food? Pom Pom: Oooo0o000o0o0o0ooo0o0o0o0o0o0oo0oo0o000oooo00o00o00o00. King o Town: Death penalty? Does that mean there's no food? (All leave except Strong Sad) Homestar: (enters) Oh, hey Stwong Sad. Strong Sad: What's the matter, Homestar? Homestar: Nothing. Hey! What happened heaw? Strong Sad: Well, I- Homestar: No, wait, don't tell me. Uh... witches bwoo? Strong Sad: No! The servants were fighting. Homestar: Sewevants? We have sewevants? Strong Sad: Yeah, well, uhh... The King of Town's having a party, wanna go? Homestar: Wewe you invi-yated? Strong Sad: No. Homestar: Will thewe be Mawshalades? ==Scene 2== |