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{coffin opens} MARSHIE: Awwww......SNAP! I'm Marshie again! You better believe it's new Fluffy Puff Malloween orange and black flavored marshmallows! "They Taste the Same, but Loo--" {hacks and coughs} Sorry, must've got a toenail caught in my throat. "They Taste the Same, But Look Different!" {setting changes to in front of Mr. Shmallow's grave} MARSHIE: Boogedy-boogedy! I'll scare your dad! Those little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you serve up a satchel full of Malloween Fluffy Puffs! BOY: What? GIRL: Weird. MARSHIE: That's right, you two. Kids, demand Fluffy Puffs for trick and treats! HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh hello little boy or little girl. Would you care for a funtime treat? MARSHIE: No way! {Echoes} HOMESTAR RUNNER: A tidal wave of marshalades! MARSHIE: I'm so goosed up, I'm swimming in 'em! Tell Monte Negro [Nay-grow, not Nee-grow] MONTE NEGRO: Oh yeah? MARSHIE: That they fit on top of each other! Stack 'em to the heavens! Stack 'em to the heavens! I could write a song called "Stack 'Em to the Heavens!" {cut to behind the scenes} MARSHIE: {screaming} What more do they want!? {back to normal scene} MARSHIE: Come on guys, isn't that enough to get you to try Fluffy Puff Malloweens? {Marshie sings} MARSHIE: They're orange, doo doo. They're black, doo doo. Look for the one with me on the bag... dressed as a vampire! {cuts to scene with Homestar Runner and Strong Bad sitting next to each other} STRONG BAD: I thought you said you were the star of this one. HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, right. I made that up. But I did get to keep this cool eyeball. {puts on eyeball} Seeeee! Seeee! STRONG BAD: What are you doing!? HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, isn't that the sound that um... eyeballs make? Seee! Seee! {Strong Bad leaves} {THE END!} ---- Transcribed by Pomx2 ---- |