STRONG BAD: Time to check my email. I totally upgraded to the Black Bayonet carrier, man. It's great.
THE CHEAT: Meh!
STRONG BAD: [Reading] Dear Strong Bad, do you ever plan to marry? If so, whom will you marry? Your friend, Laeemikoeu. [Typing] Well, Le Mi-cow, I plan to be a single man forever. That way, I gots me all the chicks I need, without the commitment. [Speaking only] But, you know... If I hads me a wife, I could raise me up a son to be heir to the email-checking throne. I'll call him Strong Add, and he will be very intelligent, like his father.
YOU: Oh, brother.
THE CHEAT: [With cheatcakes] Mar!
STRONG BAD: What the? The Cheat, get those out of here.
THE CHEAT: Gah!
STRONG BAD: That's it! Time for a The Cheat kicking. [Kicks The Cheat]
THE CHEAT: Beh! [Flies out window]
STRONG BAD: Let's start up my Black Bayonet video game. Oh yeah, shoot up them Homestarmy dudes. Shoot 'em with my bayonet rifle. Yeah, baby!
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