Once upon a time a great thing happened. E-MAIL.

Dear Thomas,
1.Is Whatsherface your girlfriend?
2.Do you know The Cheat? I think he is cool!

-Shopiom

1.We aren't boy/girlfriends but, we arent enemies (she watches me skate every day from 5:29-5:40 because she has nothing much else to do.)
2.Yes, I play cards with him sometimes on saturdays.
Going to play cards with The Cheat,
Thomas
Dear Alien Species 8479, Alein 46507347, I hear you're from Mars. We're gonna get you. We have the capture tube!
[The FBI]
Dear Thomas,
How did you get to earth?
From,
Lord Pikachon