E-MAIL ME FOOLISH MORTAL! STOP
I'LL ANSWER YOU IN A BORISH MANOR! STOP
Dear Strong Man,
If you are so strong, why do you have thin arms STOP Is your best freind the sneak STOP If so, where did you guys first meet STOP
Strongrad
MY ARMS ARE NOT THIN! STOP
I HAVE BIG MUSCLES! STOP
THE SNEAK IS MY BEST FRIEND! STOP
MY BROTHER FOUND HIM IN AN EGG AT THE CARNIVAL! STOP
HE BEAT THE HOMESTAR RUNNER IN A FOOT RACE TO GET THE EGG! STOP
Yo Strong Man,
Yo. There's a mad-party down at my crib tonight, dog. Wanna stop on by, y'all?
Word,
23sugarbaby
I ONLY RECONIZED 3 WORDS IN THAT E-MAIL. STOP
MAD, PARTY, TONIGHT, AND WORD. STOP
SO I GUESS YOU'RE ASKING ME TO COME TO A PARTY TONIGHT. STOP
IF I SAY NO YOU WILL BE MAD. STOP
I'LL BE THERE AND GET IN BY SAYING THE MAGIC WORD! STOP
Your dumb. Reconize that, baldy?
The Conductor