Dear Doregard,
How is it being a producer?
Sincerely,
Jung

Well Jung, it isn't all that bad. I currently am producing five shows which are: The Homestar Runner and Doregard Show, Strong Sad Sucks, Sports with Coach Z, The FOOD Show starring The King of Town, and The Cheat TV (All The Cheat animations, all the time). The only bad part is that no person in Free Country, USA watches my shows, spare Homsar. I will soon add hypnotizing commmercials that reccomend my chanels to the veiwer's friends. I am planning on adding a new channel, too,: Strong Mad's Ring Wrestling!!

DOREGARD: You can't beat it, you can't eat it, it's E-MAIL!!

Dear Doregard,
How is it like being a product?
DOREGARD: Hmm... No name... I'll just use their IP address.
From:
ool-182d3280.dyn.optonline.net

DOREGARD: Well, ool-182d3280.dyn.optonline.net, it's good and it's bad. When I go grocery shopping, it's bad. Know why? Because every time I get picked up and put with the canteloupe. Not the anteloupe, the canteloupe. THe only good part about it is the fact that I can raid someones fridge without being caught. If you want to know what it's like... Well, imagine yourself as a psycic canteloupe with huge abs! (courtecy of the Ab-Abber 2000)

DOREGARD: e.e.e.....MAIL!!!
Dear Doregard,
If someone took the pencil out of you, would you die?
DOREGARD: Man, what is it with no names? It must be a new fad.

No-name, I would not die if the pencil in me came out. I would merely lose my super powers. That's right, that pencil that SB used gave me life and super powers. I really wouldn't want to try this experement, though. On me, I mean. Maybe that other hot looking canteloupe in Marzipan's garden......

forgot hash green tree yello pillow dog dig digglit dornagabry toy boats.
Thecucvbhcor, King of all of StrongBadia.
P.s. say this email 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times fast.

Dear Doregard,
How can you answer emails if you aren't really alive?
Lord Pikachon