Yeah maybe I wasn't a main character for being too much like The Cheat. But I'll answer all my E-mails on my computer Strawberry Dreams. So ask me something!
Dear Dijjerydoo,
why are you named after an Australian Aboriginal instrument? Are you from Autralia, or something?
Sincerely,
CE5
Well actually both me and my cousin, The Cheat, are from Austrailia. I descended from an Australian walrus and The Aincient Cheat tribe. The Ancient Cheat tribe is just an Australian type of anvil who evolved into The Cheat you all love. You should love me though that dumb Cheat I hate him. -The Dijjery Doo
Dear Dijydude,
Um, y were you canceled? What is your diet? Whose lackey are you?
Umm,
Strongrad
First of all, my name is Dijery Doo not Dijydude. I was cancled because I looked to much like that rotten mouse, The Cheat. I eat The Cheat cakes but only to pretend that I'm biting his stupid yellow head off. I am no lackey I own myself and I rule. -Dijery Doo
Dear Dijjery Doo,
Do you know Strong Bad? Do you like him?
Sincerely,
The girl who asks this of everyone
Well no, I never really knew Strongbad. Except for the time after he had found The Cheat, he came across another big 'ol egg. I was inside it, so Strongbad was about to pick up the egg when Homestar poped up and said, "Hello! How do you like my egg Mr. Strongbaaahd." Strongbad then said, "I'm not dealing with this again I don't need another The Cheat." Strongbad ran off and Homestar decided he no longer wanted the egg. So beacause if that stupid Cheat I was abandanded, but I"ll get him just you wait! -Dijery Doo
do you like spongebob? why are you white? do you like fluffy puff marshmallows? are you really white? who is john doe? are you john doe? have you seen shrek? have you seen shrek 2? have you every played any video games? where exactly is the joint. do you like strong bad? have you gone to the easter islands? does strong sad really suck? are you an optimist or a pessimist? do you suck?
from,
The Conductor