Dear Senor Cardgage,

Why is strong sad afraid of you? And if SB partly hates homosexual people [See StrongBadEmail/brianrietta] Why come he likes you?

-Cableman Jorge

hillo, cabbie gorge,
I think I the sad is... um... What? I forgot what I was typing about, searry you cableguy, are you that Carreyman from that petdetective movie, What was I typing about again? My mem'ries ain't what hey uused to be...
Once strongdude gave me a dollar, so I went to Bub's dad's place and got a razor blade I use as a mirror...
I thinka the bafdman likes the likes of me becasew I sett a grood exhample.
Senor Cardgage

Dear SC,

What was it like living next to little Strong Bad? Did you ever hurt Strong Sad?

From,
Diva840, Lala, Arizona

Lo, lalaland person,
Libl' Strong Bad was such a whell-abjusted yound mann, sometimes he would walk up to me with some spare change and say 'Here, you freakin' hobo, my mom made me give you this' And I would go out and buy a peice of charcoal to keep me company at night.
I still miss that little peice of charcoal...
Senor Cardgage


Dear Senor Cardgage,
What's the Computer that you use? And what's the delete function on the computer.
-VA, TX

Hiya videlectrix,
I use a horbble crdbard box to wirte may emails, it's a diggital bx!
Somtmes whenn I writ somting stupid a OH GRATE, I DRPOPD A CANDY-MAHNDY 'ND NOUN I HAS A BROKED CAPZLOCKED KEY,
WEL, ANWAYS I NRMALLT D1331 EMATS BI SETTNG FAHIRE TOO THE BOXETH OR FEEDIGN ITT TO TEH KOT.
SENOR CARDGAGE.

Dear SeŅor Cardgage,

How do you type with gloves on your hands?

-[IDENTITY CENSORED]

Hey, why is your identitee cencored? Is t here gratious noodity of violentce? Izz the rushian goverman tryng to keppt you quitte 'bowt somethang?
Whatver, I normlly tipe wiht leik... teh teeth that stiick owt of mi mouf, yess, youw herd mee wrigght, I tipe wifth mah mouth.
-Cardgage



Heeeyyy,

Its your muuuummmmblin awesome broother from pitsburg, ill be droppin by today, so uuummm, yo i guesss, i got some pea soup, but you smell like that already,

Sir,
Acecege

i... I love you...
*chokes on tongue*

Dear Senor Cardgage,
Do you know Seņor? If so, are you related to him?
Sincerely,
Queen Of Town

I once new a mann nam-ed Robbbbbert, and he sed 'Get your suppeerr while itzz hott' and he was awesome but he dihed whin hiz car chrashed intu a pole made of staneless stell and now he livez in a little whole where i fed him little scrapps of meet and cheeze that fall owt of my beerd.
once i had a dogg that was so shaggie that i took it to the barber and i said 'is this the shaggiest dog you ever seen' and he sed 'yes' and i took it to the banker and asked him the same question ad he sed yes, and i asked the butcher, the baker, the king of tonw, te snowmann that lives in my closet, the guy with no legs and they all said yes, the end.
my point is, no I do not no segway, or at leest if i ever did no him, hee iz de a d tu mee now.


Dear Mr. Cardgage,

How old are you? are you like, immortal? Also, do you have a wife and/or kids?
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