You are sitting one day, screening the hordes of really annoying
e-mails, such as:

i know u ignored this queston lot of times, but how do u type w/o
ur boxing glovs? pls anser me.
-jkshgsk (pls start a fad about my name, thx)

When your Compy, out of the blue, locks up on you while you were in
the process of deleting that stupid e-mail. Screaming with frustration,
you kick your Compy and exit your house, slamming the door behind you
so hard it wakes Strong Sad. You now decide it would be best to:

Find a shop containing a new, better computer
Go bother Homestar Runner a little
Find The Cheat and get him to help you

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