This world has many theories, this is one of them. These pages explain how i think the homestar
charactors came to be.

The Cheat
Coach Z
The Homs Family
Strong Family
Strong Bad
Strong Mad

/The Cheat exp.

The cheat was made in a lab that was trying to create the perfect comedian. He was a combination
of an anvil, a leoperd, and a piece of hair from Colin Mockery (when he had hair). He was traded
to Strong Bad for Strong Sad, who the scientists wanted to study.

/Bubs exp.

Bubs' father was Dr. Sabastian MakeFunOfMyName? Bubso. He learned all the tricks of the trade
from the Godfather. Unfortunatly, the cops were on his tail so he moved to Free Country, USA.
There he sells old junk he orders from Sweden.

/Coach Z exp.

Coach Z was raised on the streets of Pittsburgh. There he learned to be tough. Unfortunatly,
when he tried to copy the accent of a mobster, it turned into the wierd accent we know today. He
gambled a lot, so when he didnt have enough money to pay the debt, he disappeared and went to
Free Country, Usa.

/Marzipan exp.

Marzipan was raised in Wierd Country, Labagaba. There she learned to take over cities using
unique techniques. She is pretending to be Homestar's girlfriend so she can get to the King of
Town. She plans to marry Strong Bad when she becomes Queen and gets rid of the Kot.

The Homs family exp.

Homer Rover and Honey Rachel were a very happy couple. They were complete opposites and
believed in "opposites attrack". Unfortunatly,because of this, they argued how there kids should
be raised. After each set of twins was born, each took one. Homer, the idoidic and slightly mental
one, took Homestar from the first set and Homsar from the second. Honey, the smart one, took
Homsey (the unnamed girl in Dancin' Bubs game) and Homeschool winner.


I dont even want to imagine how this guy came to be. It may be too repulsive for civilzed people.


Raised by his father, Homsar was tought to not think. He is constantly being chased by the police
because he keeps forgeting to pay his taxes. His only freind is his hat, Bobert.


Raised by the intellegent Honey Rachel, Homeschool was tought many things. The reason that
you dont see him that much is because he is ashamed to be Homstar's twin.


Like the above, except she REALLY is ashamed to be Homsar's twin. Anyone would be.

/Strong Family

Strong Dad and his wife wanted to be the parents ofthe most famous children. But, they didnt
want them to compete, so they raised them differently. They raised Strong Bad to be a boxer,
Strong Mad to be a body builder, Strong Sad to be a Poet, and Strong Glad, the only girl, to be a

/Strong Bad

Strong Bad was raised to be a boxer. Unfortunatly, he wasnt very good at it, but he still keeps the
mask to attrack lady types.

/Strong Mad

Sm was raised to be a weight lifter. But because of this, his parents forgot to send him to school.
The only real friend he has is The Cheat.