Nobody knows where this guy came from. Some say he's from the darkest reaches of behind the refridgerator. Others say he was born from the egg, shell made from peanut shells. But from what we know so far, he came "from the pride of the peaches" and was "raised by a cup of coffee." Nobody knows how small his IQ is, but it's definitly less than 30. The reason may be that during SBE-mail 2, when the Heavy Lourde landed on Homsar's head, it squashed his brain to the size of a peanut.


Actually, you can't have an IQ of less than 10. 25 is the minimum IQ required to carry out the basic functions of life.

- William S.

Oh, look who thinks he's Clever Dan! Well, thanks for teh tidbit.