Main commands
- north or n
- south or s
- east or e
- west or w
- help
- inventory or inv
- self
- look or where
Point Values
- die -100
- take hay +5
- Getting the drawer key +5
- get ye flask 3 times +2 and each time after that +2
- Getting into maze +5
- get mop +1
- Killing Longrels +1
- Killing Hongrels +2
- Killing Mongrels +3
- get map +5
- getting past Ripberger +5
- eat bread +5 (only award points first time)
- talk to saw doctor +5
Others
- dance
- take off cloth
- put cloth on
- die
- hold breath or plug nose
- release nose
- breathe or smell
- get dagger
- mop stain or mop
- dennis
- get ye flask
- kick chamber pot or throw chamber pot
- pwd (The *nix command "print working directory" displays your current location, e.g. ~Ldungeonman/DUNGEON/HALLWAY)
- talk to rat (with Percy)
- listen to ratt (when you're in the room with Percy)
- look paintings (in magistrate's office)
- look david bowie (in magistrate's office)
- take placard (in magistrate's office)
- take map (after you have already done so)
- search hay or take hay (after you have already done so)
- take foot
- dan
- sniff (try it with and without nose held)
- ask about craftsman tools (infirmary)
- close drawer (office after opening drawer)
- eat vegetables (in chef's prepatory room)
- look at picture
- kill chef (in chef's prepatory room)
Ways to Lose the Game
- Get fired. (Hang around in the south area too long.)
- Die. (Get killed by a monster; type die; die by plague; hold your breath too long; tell the doctor "yes.")
Random Observations
- Every time you start, it'll call your name something different: feeble, disappointing, filthy, noble, predictable, picayune, swell, flaccid, mundane, scrumtrilescent, pleasant, ridiculous, or terrible.
- Your name can be longer than the space provided and it will still show all of it.
Killing in Maze
- Strike Longrels Low
- Strike Hongrels High
- Strike Mongrels Middlin
Q & A
Please keep it tidy. If you have a question, try not to give away big clues.
Q: When I talk to Ripberger, no matter what I say, he just says "Not now! This ist serious!"
A: Omit the "to" and just type in "talk ripberger," or type "talk magistrate." Make sure you do not type in caps for this part.
Q: How do I see the map?
A: Type "look map."
Q: How do I beat monsters?
A: onster with the attack that starts with the same letter as the name of the monster.
Q: I had difficulties getting past Percy 'cause I thought you could avoid getting the plague -- I could take off the loin-cloth but I couldn't give it to Percy -- it almost cause my head a splode.
A: You take the loin-cloth off the SECOND time you meet Percy. There's no way to avoid getting the plague.
Q: I managed to get 76 points by mopping up all the stains, but does anyone know how to get more?
A: You need to go the wrong directions in the maze and mop up the stains there too. You need to get the map and the picture. That should get you up to 93 points.
Q: How do you get the picture?
A: It's in the Kitchen. Type "get picture."
Q: When I typed in "look map," it did not show the map.
A: You have to get the map from the drawer in the magistrate's office first.
Q: When I say NO to the doctor, the voice thing says to be a good patient and say yes or no. What I do?
A: Try lower-case "no" or "n," lower case
Q: Tried it. Didn't work.
Wait, nevermind.
Q: I can get 93 points. Has anyone got 100?
A: No, but I,
Yaanu Got 95! wanna see?
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A2: Yes, 119, even, actually... type "get ye flask" 3 times to get 2 points, and every single time you type "get ye flask" after that you get an additional 2 extra points
A3: Ha!!! I got 143!!!! Yes, little old me!!!! I have a pic of it. It's so beautiful!!!
A4: 161 for the
Mysterious-Stranger. HIGH SCORE!!!!!!!
A5: i got only 200...my hands hurt from typing GET YE FLASK for 30 minutes...k.r.s. you all stink at this game
A5 again: i only have 300 points now...well i guess 300 is better than 200
A5 AGAIN: if you try to get 301, the game freezes...in that case...300 is the highest score. RUBBERCHICKEN730 is the best.
Q: In the infirmary.. anybody know what to answer to the questions the satyr asks?
A: It seems you just keep on awnsering them till you die.
Q: Yes, but there may be a way to answer them that leads to something other than dying. I haven't figured it out, though, if there is.
Q: I cant get the key out of the chamber pot, what do i do?
A: First you type in "plug nose", then "get tinkle". Then get the key and type "unplug nose" so you don't suffocate.
A:Thanks i tried every thing else like kick chamber pot, and throw it, I din't think about that one thank you.
Q:I can't talk to the doctor without getting killed. What do i do?
A:The
Walkthrough might be able to help you with that.