{Opening Music and Title Screen}
CAPTION: On the day of the Reddest Radish contest, Marzipan was in her garden getting ready...
MARZIPAN: La la la la la la la... La la la la {Marzipan picks a radish}
{Canned laughter}
{The Cheat appears from behind a bush and drops a note. Marzipan picks it up.}
MARZIPAN: Oh! This note leads me to believe that Homestar Runner is sick.
{The note reads "i am sick. -homestar runner"}
{Canned laughter}
MARZIPAN: I'd better go check on him. {heads offscreen to Homestar's house}
{Enter Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Strong Mad with a wagon}
STRONG BAD: Ok, get the vegetable
{Canned Booing}
STRONG BAD: Now let's cheat it!
{They throw the radish on the wagon and leave}
{Cuts to Marzipan at Homestar's house. She knocks on the door with her head.}
MARZIPAN: Ouch. Homestar Runner, are you ok? {knocks with head again} Homestar, are you in there? It's me, Marzipan!
{Canned laughter}
{Cuts to Strong Bad, The Cheat and Strong Mad, wagon and radish in tow.}
{Canned booing}
STRONG BAD: Oh man you guys, with Marzipan's radish, we're gonna win the competition, and then, maybe get uh, famous...a little
{Canned laughter}
{Cuts to Homestar Runner and PomPom and a stage with a banner that says "Reddest Radish"}
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, the competition will begin in 15 minutes. Please bring your radishes to the stage area.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: PomPom, where's Marzipan? She's supposed to be here!!
{Cuts to Marzipan, still at Homestar's house. She knocks with her head}
MARZIPAN: Ouch. Homestar, let me in.
{Knocks again}
MARZIPAN: Ouch. Homestar Runner, are you in there? {Pause} I'm leaving. {Leaves}
{Canned laughter}
{Cuts to Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Strong Mad, pulling the wagon and radish}
STRONG BAD: {To the tune of "La Cucharacha"} We got the radish, we got the radish, and we're gonna win the contest!
{Canned booing}
{Cuts to Homestar Runner and PomPom by the stage, a can at their feet}
POMPOM: {Bubbles}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: You know what, PomPom? You're right. Kicking this can would make me feel better. {He kicks it}
{Cuts to Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Strong Mad}
{Canned booing}
{The can that Homestar Runner kicked lands in front of the wagon, and the wagon goes over it, causing the radish to fly out}
STRONG BAD: What the...? Holy Crap!
{Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Strong Mad rush off, leaving afterimages}
{Canned laughter and the after images rush off. The radish is still flying through the air.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, that radish is Marzipan's!!
STRONG BAD: Out of the way, Homestar Runner!
{The radish lands and they all fight over it in a cloud of dust. The dust clears, the villains are on the ground, stood over by PomPom and Homestar is on the stage with the radish}
{Marzipan enters}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Look Marzipan, I got the Reddest Radish back from Strong Bad!
MARZIPAN: What on earth are you talking about? Thats not the Reddest Radish! This is!
{Marzipan pulls out a gargantuan red radish and Homestar falls off the stage. Marzipan stands on the stage with her radish and a first prize trophy}
MARZIPAN: I'm the winner!
{Canned laughter}
CAPTION: the end.

Transcribed by TheCheatIsNotDead