STRONG BAD: I'm intrigued by these... how you say...emails.
{reading}
Hi strong bad!
I wanted to know what your craziest cartoon would be like. Please make a CRAZY cartoon.
Your awesome friend monkeydude
{typing} Look, I'm not your friend, monkey dude. In fact, I'm not even gonna call you monkeydude
{he types ****** instead of monkeydude} again. I'ma call you Josh. So, a kah-razy cartoon huh, Josh? Crazy cartoons usually have titles that have nothing to do with the cartoon itself.
{stops typing, we go to a weird cartoon landscape}
You know, like Sweet Cuppin' Cakes! The main character would look like a mix between a cow and a helicopter.
{Cowcopter flies in with a helicopter noise}
And his talking would be just these weird sounds, and no words.
{it makes some random sounds in a deep voice}
And all the episodes would be about him trying to get a little worm out of the ground.
{A hole in the ground opens up and a worm peeks out. Cowcopter lands on top of it.}
Oh! Oh! And at least once an episode, Eh! Steve would show up to deliver his catchphrase!
{Eh! Steve drops down from the top of the screen}
EH! STEVE: Eh! Steve!
STRONG BAD: And Bubs would definitely be the voice of the wheelchair.
{Eh! Steve runs off and a crappily-drawn wheelchair pulls up}
THE WHEELCHAIR: I'll get you Eh! Steve, if it's the last thing I dooooo!
STRONG BAD: I'd be in there too, but, my head would be an old keyboard, and when I get mad, it'd play the demo.
{Strong Bad with a keyboard head [Demo Strong Bad] starts dancing around while the demo plays. Cowcopter starts dancing along, and Eh! Steve runs past, being pursued by the wheelchair.}
{back to Compy, typing} So that's a pretty crazy cartoon huh Josh? But I'm not much of an animator. Though I bet The Cheat makes some crazy cartoons. Let's see what he's cookin' up tonight. Today. Just right.
{cut to The Cheat on Tangerine Dreams working on an animation. Strong Bad comes up to him.}
STRONG BAD: Sup, my man? What you workin' on today?
{The Cheat makes noises, then starts up the animation. It is of poor quality, similar to StrongBadEmail/mile. Strong Bad and Homestar Runner are out at the field.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, Strong Bad! I need to be kicked in the face.
STRONG BAD: I can do it! I will do it nine times.
{Strong Bad jumps up in the air and kicks Homestar in the face nine times}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: This is the last--
STRONG BAD: Shut it up! Shut it up, you.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Shut it up, me.
{The Cheat runs on screen}
STRONG BAD: Here, the Cheat, have a trophy!
{tosses him a trophy, the Cheat squeaks}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Here, the Cheat, have another trophy!
{a trophy falls out of his mouth and the Cheat catches it. Strong Bad kicks him in the face.}
STRONG BAD: I was saving that one for about two seconds ago.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Perfect! Timing!
{Coach Z drops down from the sky, trophy in hand}
COACH Z: Here, the Chort, have a trophy!
ALL THREE: Three trophies for the Cheat!
{Eh! Steve shows up}
EH! STEVE: Eh! Steve!
{the cartoon pans out to a crappy cartoon of Strong Bad and the Cheat watching the toon}
(STRONG BAD: The Cheat, this is the greatest cartoon in the whole world! Have a trophy!
{The Cheat squeaks, zoom out again to the ACTUAL Strong Bad and The Cheat.}
STRONG BAD: Hey, I didn't do that! Did I?
{The Cheat squeaks} I mean, it was good. I liked the way you worked in Eh! Steve, but I don't think it deserved a trophy. I don't even think it deserved a pizza! Maybe a pizza trophy.
{The paper comes down.}
'The Cheat's toon
'
STRONG BAD: Sup, my man? What you workin' on today?
{The Cheat makes noises, then starts up the animation. It is of poor quality, similar to StrongBadEmail/mile. Strong Bad and Homestar Runner are out at the field.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, Strong Bad! I need to be kicked in the face.
STRONG BAD: I can do it! I will do it nine times.
{Strong Bad jumps up in the air and kicks Homestar in the face nine times}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: This is the last--
STRONG BAD: Shut it up! Shut it up, you.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Shut it up, me.
{The Cheat runs on screen}
STRONG BAD: Here, the Cheat, have a trophy!
{tosses him a trophy, the Cheat squeaks}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Here, the Cheat, have another trophy!
{a trophy falls out of his mouth and the Cheat catches it. Strong Bad kicks him in the face.}
STRONG BAD: I was saving that one for about two seconds ago.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Perfect! Timing!
{Coach Z drops down from the sky, trophy in hand}
COACH Z: Here, the Chort, have a trophy!
ALL THREE: Three trophies for the Cheat!
{Eh! Steve shows up}
EH! STEVE: Eh! Steve!
{the cartoon pans out to a crappy cartoon of Strong Bad and the Cheat watching the toon}
(STRONG BAD: The Cheat, this is the greatest cartoon in the whole world! Have a trophy!
{The Cheat squeaks, zoom out again to the ACTUAL Strong Bad and The Cheat.}
STRONG BAD: Hey, I didn't do that! Did I?
{The Cheat squeaks} I mean, it was good. I liked the way you worked in Eh! Steve, but I don't think it deserved a trophy. I don't even think it deserved a pizza! Maybe a pizza trophy.
{The paper comes down except it says The End.}