FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS


Q:Are you stupid?
A:Come on, you actually think I'm gonna answer that? You actually think I'm gonna say that I'm stupid? Oh crap, I just did!

Q:How do I contact you?
A:Hey, moron, you must be stupider than me to be asking that, because you're already frikin' contacting me!

Q:Are you The Brothers Chaps?
A:Oh, my god! How could I be the BrotherS Chaps if I'm only one person? Honestly, you people!

Q:Do you know how to edit pages?
A:I'm editing a page right now, loser!

Q:Did you make this site?
A:Did you notice Shopiom and Joeyday don't really sound alike? Hmmm, you're probably too dumb to take a hint. Get a tutor!

Q:Does Shopiom stand for Shiny Homestar Office Plexiglass Intern Of Malisia?
A: It stands for Stupid Happy Oddball Packer In Operation: Madness.

Q:Do you condone the use of Shiny Homestar Offices in Plexiglass Interns in Malisia?
A:What the crap does that mean?

Q: Are you one of the Brothers Chaps?
A:Yes, I'm Mikd Chapman. Oh crap, I spelled his name wrong! I mean my name! I spelled my name wrong!

Q: Are you still nagging me?
A:As long as you changed all Sibbiesongs to Craps, I'm not nagging you anymore.

Q: How do you type with normal human fingers?
A:Oh my god, you idiot! Do you have to know EVERY LITTLE DETAIL OF MY FRIKIN' PERSONAL LIFE? Yes, I broke an internet etiquette law. Whatcha gonna do about it?

Q: I hope I'm related to you.
A:This isn't a question.