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Marzipan gets a new answering machine in this version. The Phonetime Xl8!
Features: Marzipan, The King of Town, Strong Bad, Coach Z, Homestar Runner, PomPom

Marzipan's Greeting:

MARZIPAN: Hi, this is M-A-R-Z-I-P-A-N. Please leave me a message after the B-E-E-P. {beep}

Message 6:

THE KING OF TOWN: Hello Marzipan, it's the King of Town. Look, I need to know if it's still Thanksgiving. Um, I really, really need it to still be Thanksgiving. Like, I fear for my personal saftey, if it's not Thanksgiving still. And if not... then, is it next Thanksgiving yet? Okay, if you could get back to me as soon as possible that'd be great.

Message 5:

STRONG BAD: Good morning, Marzipan. This is your cable man... uh, Cableman Jorge. Just calling you regarding your service. We need you to do a little routine maintaininace on it, so go ahead and buy, like, a hundred-foot spool of coaxial cable and run it off your cable box and out the window and give it a toss in the general direction of Strong Bad's house. And while you're at it you may want to go ahead and upgrade to the premium package which includes all the pay channels... and the Olympic triplecast. So... get that done for us and we'll be much obliged. Tenderly, I remain... Cableman Jorge.

Message 4:

COACH Z: Hey there, Marzipan. It's the lyrical wondermind, Coach Z. Calling to ask you if, uh, you seen one of my disco tapes... I think I left over there. Uh, it's one of my most favorite disco tapes and I'd really like it back so, I'm gonna come... I'm just gonna head on over there, uh, and if you're not there I'll just let myself in the crack in the window like I usually do... I mean... not... I never do, because I've never snuck into your house before. I mean, whose sneakin' over here? Nobody. I'm creepin'. Have you tried these new crazy curly fries? I mean, they're crazy! It's like a french fry, but it's all curled up into a curlied Q!

Message 3:

STRONG BAD: {eating something} Oh... hey Marzipan. This is that guy Strong Bad. Um, so I was just reading on my Internet... about how tofu is made from little baby seals. Yeah, so like, all this time, you've been eatin', um, little baby seals. So what? I guess you're gonna keel over, at like, any second now at the thought of all these little baby seals running around in your stomach. I mean, that's just gross. Just plain old gross. So in conclusion, you should listen to your cable man. {crunching noises}

Message 2:

HOMESTAR RUNNER: So I just got this message you left for me on Pom Pom's cell phone telling me to go away and pickup sticks. Well I say that is GARBAGE, sister! Having to put up with you is like having to put up with GARBAGE! I don't know where you get off, but it's definitely not at the Homestar station anymore. Looks like you're riding the 7:30 alone train to ALONEVILLE. Making stops at Ex-Girlfriend Junction and West BREAKIN' UP WITH YOU! Oh, and you can keep the collector's plates!

Message 1:

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay, so after a second listening under the tutelage of Pom Pom's keen ears, it appears that you were asking me to go to Which Way and pick up some Hefty bags, not to go away and pickup sticks. And now that I think about it, I don't really know what that would have meant even if you had said that. So, best thing to do is... to go back and not listen to that message, and then we've got nothing to worry about. Oh, wait... in fact... {makes backwards sounding noises} Okay, there. I think I reversed it.

POM POM: {bubble noises}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What? What do you mean that doesn't work? Oh, crap. {runs to Marzipan's house with a tape full of fake messages} All's I gotta do is switch out the tapes and none will be the wiser.

Fake Greeting:

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {doing a poor imitation of Marzipan} Oh, hey, this is Marzipan... and, uh, leave a message after my beeps. Beep.

Fake Message 4:

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {doing a poor imitation of Strong Bad} Oh, hey, Marzipan. This is Strong Bad. Uh, go around, go around with doo doo on your head.. 'cause it'd be funny. Okay, bye. Beep!

Fake Message 3:

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {doing a poor imitation of Coach Z with no accent} Hey there, Marzipan. This is Coach Z. I was just wondering why you weren't at field hockey practice today. Um... great job. Oh, I mean... great job. Oh, I mean... great job. Boop!

Fake Message 2:

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {doing a poor imitation of...himself} Hey there, Marzipan, this is your boyfriend, Homestar Runner. You're the best girlfriend I ever had. Let's have a marriage. Let's have a marriage license. Okay, bye. Boop!

Fake Message 1:

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {in a depressed tone} Oh, hey Marzipan this is Strong Sad. Oh... some animal died. Boop!