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| Strong Mad has gone mad with power! I must stop him! |
| You-you're Homestar? |
| Yes, I'm on a journey! |
| I heard someone's attacking the computer room! |
| Thanks! |
("Computer Room" has been added to the map.)
| Now I shall go there! |
{Homestar goes to the Computer Room.}
| Hello? |
| This places looks pretty nasty. |
| Homestar? |
| It's the Strong Bad! |
(Fight Scene)
| Take this, Strong Bad! |
20 Damage!
28 Damage!
| Why are you fighting me? |
| Because you're forcing my brother to do your bidding! |
| That's not me! |
| Yeah, now that I think of it...you're not smart enough. |
| Do you want my help? I mean... |
| I'm just offering because my brother's gone berserk... |
''(Strong Bad and Homestar walk back to town, very tired.)
| Man, I need an inn... |
| You can sleep at my inn, heroes! For free! |
| Free? Sounds good, eh Homestar. |
| Okay! |
| Strong Bad! |
| What? |
| Ah, hero Strong Bad, the rumor is people are attacking Greenseld. |
("Greenseld" has been added to the map)
| Someone is also attacking the Very Violent Forest. |
("Very Violent Forest" has been added to the map)
| That means will have to split up, Homestar. |
| I'll go to Greensweld. |
| NO! I'll decide who goes where! |
| Okay! |
| You go to Greensweld, I'll go to the VVF. |
| Okay! |
{Starts walking to Greensweld.}
| Greensweld. I wonder if the place looks like "Witch's Brew. |
| Uh-Oh! |
(Fight Scene)
28 Damage!
Bad Graphics Ghost defeated!
| That'll teach you to...um...okay...yeah. |
{Homestar goes to the gates of Greensweld.}
| What happened here? |
| Yaa! I'm Un, the first member on The Unguraits! DIE! |
(Battle Scene)

30 Damage!
Enemy Knocked out! Bonus turn!

28 Damage!
| Ouch! Spell! |
{Un dissapears, but then Strong Sad comes out from behind the rock.)
| Hi...I'm Strong Sad...You don't want me on your team, do you? |
| Well, I decided that you shouldn't join the team. |
| I knew it...no one likes me. {sigh.} |
~~Meanwhile, in The Very Violent Forest...~~
| Oh, Crappy Bo-o-oy! |
| Hey, Strong Bad. |
| Marzipan! I knew you couldn't resist me! |
| What are you talking about? I don't like you. |
| Yaa! I'm Gur, the second member on The Unguraits! DIE! |
| Gimme out Marzipan! |
| Fine. But you have to stop saying crap. |
| GET ME DOWN! |
| Okay. |
{Strong Bad smashes Gur's face and makes a big dent in it.}
| Ouchies! I mean, no... |
33 DAMAGE!
| Ouch! Spell! |
WHAT GOES ON NEXT?
TO BE CONTINUED BY
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