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| | Strong Mad has gone mad with power! I must stop him! |
 | You-you're Homestar? |
| | Yes, I'm on a journey! |
| | I heard someone's attacking the computer room! |
| | Thanks! |
("Computer Room" has been added to the map.)
| | Now I shall go there! |
{Homestar goes to the Computer Room.}
| | Hello? |
| | This places looks pretty nasty. |
 | Homestar? |
| | It's the Strong Bad! |
(Fight Scene)
| | Take this, Strong Bad! |
20 Damage!
28 Damage!
| | Why are you fighting me? |
| | Because you're forcing my brother to do your bidding! |
| | That's not me! |
| | Yeah, now that I think of it...you're not smart enough. |
| | Do you want my help? I mean... |
| | I'm just offering because my brother's gone berserk... |
''(Strong Bad and Homestar walk back to town, very tired.)
| | Man, I need an inn... |
| | You can sleep at my inn, heroes! For free! |
| | Free? Sounds good, eh Homestar. |
| | Okay! |
| | Strong Bad! |
| | What? |
| | Ah, hero Strong Bad, the rumor is people are attacking Greenseld. |
("Greenseld" has been added to the map)
| | Someone is also attacking the Very Violent Forest. |
("Very Violent Forest" has been added to the map)
| | That means will have to split up, Homestar. |
| | I'll go to Greensweld. |
| | NO! I'll decide who goes where! |
| | Okay! |
| | You go to Greensweld, I'll go to the VVF. |
| | Okay! |
{Starts walking to Greensweld.}
| | Greensweld. I wonder if the place looks like "Witch's Brew. |
| | Uh-Oh! |
(Fight Scene)
28 Damage!
Bad Graphics Ghost defeated!
| | That'll teach you to...um...okay...yeah. |
{Homestar goes to the gates of Greensweld.}
| | What happened here? |
 | Yaa! I'm Un, the first member on The Unguraits! DIE! |
(Battle Scene)
30 Damage!
Enemy Knocked out! Bonus turn!
28 Damage!
| | Ouch! Spell! |
{Un dissapears, but then Strong Sad comes out from behind the rock.)
 | Hi...I'm Strong Sad...You don't want me on your team, do you? |
| | Well, I decided that you shouldn't join the team. |
| | I knew it...no one likes me. {sigh.} |
~~Meanwhile, in The Very Violent Forest...~~
| | Oh, Crappy Bo-o-oy! |
 | Hey, Strong Bad. |
| | Marzipan! I knew you couldn't resist me! |
| | What are you talking about? I don't like you. |
| | Yaa! I'm Gur, the second member on The Unguraits! DIE! |
| | Gimme out Marzipan! |
| | Fine. But you have to stop saying crap. |
| | GET ME DOWN! |
| | Okay. |
{Strong Bad smashes Gur's face and makes a big dent in it.}
| | Ouchies! I mean, no... |
33 DAMAGE!
| | Ouch! Spell! |
WHAT GOES ON NEXT?
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