CE1: Fighting and Challenging, and Chall-
{A mushroom, the size of a 3-year old child pops out of the ground.}
MUSHROOM: You think you are cool, huh?
CE1: Did that mushroom talk?
MUSHROOM: It depends. Are you a rencartantion of The Conductor?
CE1: If I remember correctly, yeah.
MUSHROOM: You're an idiot!
CE1: I know you are, but what am I?
{Mushroom stays still, not doing anything, while CE1 yells at it.}
CE1: AND YOU THINK YOU'RE SMART, BUT-
{People stare at CE1, baffled that they're seeing a boy yelling at a mushroom.}
CE1: Hello, um... I was practicing lines for a play...yeah, a play!
{People leave the park, baffled and scared.}
CE1: As for you...
{STOMP!}
CE1: I crushed you!
MUSHROOM: Ow...
CE1: Sorry.
{CE1 leaves.}
THE END
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