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{Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Strong Mad are all being lazy around the couch.} STRONG BAD: The Cheat the Cheat the Cheat the Cheat the Cheatthecheatthecheatthecheatthecheatthecheatthecheatthecheat! Get me a drink! {The Cheat squeaks, it sounds like "You get one!"} Hey Strong Mad! Get... get me a drink! STRONG MAD: MORE LIKE, YOU GET ME A DRINK! STRONG BAD: Hey! Don't sass back with me! Augh. We need to figure out how to get some drinks...like...without having to actually get some drinks! {The Cheat leaps up and starts squeaking like he has a plan} STRONG BAD: Ooh! The man with the plan! {Wipe to the stick. Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat are all looking in some brown paper bags. Homestar walks up to them.} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey guys! Whatja doin? STRONG BAD: Oh, just lookin' at a thing in a bag. HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh cool! Can I see? STRONG BAD: No. {closes his bag} It's for me. And the Cheat. {The Cheat closes his bag} And Strong Mad to look at. {Strong Mad closes his bag} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh. I'm not any of those. {The Cheat squeaks at him} Yes sir! {Homestar backs up, and the three guys stand there looking in the bag for a while as Homestar looks on.} STRONG BAD: Lookin' at a thing in a bag! HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey Homestar! Whatcha doin'? Oh, you know, hanging out with the guys. Hey guys, this is the life, right? STRONG BAD: Sure is, man! Lookin' at a thing in a bag...drinkin' drinks...oh! Oh yeah. Homestar! why don't you go get us cool guys some drinks? HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay, cool guy! {He runs off towards Bubs' concession stand. He gets there and Bubs is dancing while saying "Checkitout!" Homestar starts dancing along.} BUBS: Checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout! HOMESTAR RUNNER: Whoah! Check it out! BUBS: What can I get for ya? HOMESTAR RUNNER: Umm...four drinks for four cool guys! BUBS: You mean for you, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and the Cheat? HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah! How did you know that? BUBS: Oh, I don't know nothin' about nothin'! HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah but how did you-- BUBS: Nothin'! HOMESTAR RUNNER: But that's weird that you-- BUBS: Nothin'! HOMESTAR RUNNER: ...Okay, you're weird. BUBS: So what kind you want? HOMESTAR RUNNER: Um, how about two reds, a blue, and an orange. BUBS: Comin' right up! {he starts making the drinks} HOMESTAR RUNNER: So Bubs...have you seen that thing in a bag? BUBS: Oh yeah! It's friggin awesome! HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, right. Me too. Yeah, I think so...that it is...too. BUBS: {giving him the drinks} Here you go! HOMESTAR RUNNER: Thanks, Bubsy! {starts walking away, then turns back} One more time! {they both start dancing again} BUBS: Checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout... HOMESTAR RUNNER: Thanks, Bubsy! {Homestar walks off. Cut back to the stick, where the trio are still lookin' at a thing in a bag.} STRONG BAD: Appears that I'm still looking at this thing in a bag... HOMESTAR RUNNER: Drinks, cool guys! STRONG BAD: Just put 'em down right there! HOMESTAR RUNNER: Check! STRONG BAD: Now, leave. HOMESTAR RUNNER: Check! {he leaves} STRONG BAD: Wow, it worked! Free drinks! Good thinking, the Cheat! Lookin' at a thing in a bag. I am truly the greatest guy. {Bubs walks on} BUBS: Did the plan work? STRONG MAD: LIKE A CHARM! STRONG BAD: Yeah, drink up! Thanks for donating these drinks to our cause! {Homestar walks back in} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, I forgot my blue dri--SWEET MOTHER OF MYSTERY! What's going on here? STRONG BAD: Umm...drinkin' drinks at the stick. HOMESTAR RUNNER: But what about looking at a thing in some bags? STRONG BAD: It escaped. Into the mountains. HOMESTAR RUNNER: Aw, shucks. I never got to see it! BUBS: I thought you said you had! HOMESTAR RUNNER: I lied. I was trying to be a cool guy. BUBS: Liar! HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh well. {The Cheat squeaks at him} Of course! {He does a flip} BUBS: Nice trick, LIAR! {Homestar picks up one of the bags and starts looking in it.} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh wow! Cool! STRONG BAD: Um, that bag's empty, Homestar. HOMESTAR RUNNER: Supercool! STRONG BAD: Yeah, there's nothing in it. HOMESTAR RUNNER: This is friggin' awesome! STRONG BAD: Augh! {Bubs, Strong Mad, and The Cheat walk away} Almost makes the free drinks not worth it. {he walks away too} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh yeah! Lookin' at a thing in a bag! I mean...I think...I'm a cool guy. {Looks around, then sticks the bag on his head} THE END {Bubs can be heard repeating "the end" over and over like he did with checkitout} |