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Note: I signed my real name at the bottom of all of 'em but on here I bleeped it out with [bleep] Dear Strong Bad, Did you ever think about taking up ventriloquism? I think you'd be great at it. Your pal, [bleep] Dear Strong Bad, Do get paid to answer e-mails? (You should, they rule) If not, what do you do for a living? Your pal, [bleep] Dear Strong Bad, Why do you say the word probably so much? Are you unsure of your actions? Your curious pal, [bleep] Dear Strong Bad, What you be like if you were a PBS character? Your buddy, [bleep] Dear Strong Bad, You are so awesome! And your name is awesome too, but if you had to have a name other than Strong Bad, what would it be? No crap, just admiration, [bleep] Dear Strong Bad, What's up with Homeschool Winner? And who's that girl standing next to him in "Dancin' Bubs"? You should go on some kind of investigation to find out who those two are! Your truly devoted fan, [bleep] Dear Strong Bad, Are you a real boxer? If so, you should make one of those boxer work-out tapes. :) Your devoted fan, [bleep] Dear Strong Bad, I suck at baking. Can you please give me some tips? Sincerely yours, [bleep] Dear Strong Bad, Hey Strong Bad. How ya doin'? I was just wondering what it would be like if Strong Sad helped you, Strong Mad, and The Cheat do bad stuff. Your buddy, [bleep] Dear Strong Bad, If you had to live with an annoying person for the rest of your life, who would you pick? Your fan, [bleep] Dear Strong Bad, It says in the museum that you are from "Parts Unknown". This is probably a pretty cool place. Could you tell us about it? Without crap, [bleep] Dear Strong Bad, I just love your accent! It's so cute! But nobody else in your family(as far as I know) has it. Where did you get it from? Love, [bleep] ---- Dear Strong Bad, I love your cartoons! They're SO funny!! I just wanted to ask you, if you had a pet, what would it look like, and what kind of awesome tricks would it do for you? Your friends, [bleep]&[bleep] (my friend helped me write it) P.S. You rule! ---- Dear Strong Bad, What things do you like to do in your spare time that you wouldn't want anybody to know about? Don't worry, I respect your privacy. I won't tell anyone. Love, [bleep] Dear Strong Bad, You must be mad at the fact that you can never beat Homestar in an athletic contest. But you're WAY smarter than him. Why don't you two get on one of those trivia game shows? Always cheering you on, [bleep] Dear Strong Bad, I idolize you! You are the coolest guy in the universe! I bet you are totally smart, too. Do you know any emergency procedures? Love, [bleep] Dear Strong Bad, You are the greatest! Someone should build a monument of you and include a plaque with a dedication to you, and you should give a speech about yourself infront of the monument. Love, [bleep] (You can guess how disappointed I was when the email monument came out and it WASN'T mine!!!!!!!!!) (That sorta happened to me once.) - Shadow00 Dearest Strong Bad, Does Coach Z coach you? If so, what is practice like? What sports do you play? Your biggest fan, [bleep] Dear Strong Bad, How are you, Strong Bad? So, we know your morning routine. What is your bedtime routine? Yours truly, [bleep] Dear Strong Bad, You are the greatest!!!!!! What is your favourite TV show and why? Love, [bleep] Dear Strong Bad, Why are you always referring to the year 1987? How old were you then, anyway? Hugs&Kisses, [bleep] Dear Strong Bad, Is it true that you do not wear underwear? If so, why not? You're still my hero no matter how disturbing the reason is. Love, [bleep] Dear Strong Bad, It seems that The Cheat expects some kind of edible reward from you every time he makes a cartoon. Why is this? Best wishes, [bleep] Dear Strong Bad, If The Cheat cannot talk, where do the voices used in his cartoons come from? Sincerely yours, [bleep] Dear Strong Bad, Have you ever gotten lost in the wilderness? If so, could you tell us about it? Your #1 Fan, [bleep] P.S. Which one do you guys think he would most likely answer? The ventriliquism one. -CE5 I vote the "what would it be like if Strong Sad helped you" one. --tgies I agree, the Strong Sad one sounds like something they'd take. I was thinking of sending them one almost exactly like that. The trivia game show one sounds good too. --Jaerb Here's something TBC consider do when choosing an email for Strong Bad to answer: They choose a question that is asked a lot so that people will start asking new questions. So the fact that you sent in one about a monument might have helped the "monument" one get chosen. Also, I hope that TBC are coming to this site (are they?) because it would be hiarious to see some of the things in WikiFanStuff on the actual Homestarrunner site. -CE5 I thought Strong Bad would be ready to make fun of all crap related to the Strong Sad email. I thought he would be like, (Simulated Strong Bad answering email) "Who would ask this question?? Strong Sad would get caught when we step out the door of our house. He would be like, I don't want to, then he'd go back inside and call the cops. Oooooohh...That would be bad." Okay, I wasn't dissing. Just simulating. I thought he would answer the one about the boxer work-out tapes. A Time Machine That Can't Box But Can Hit One Princess and other Strong bad fans. If what CE5 said is true, can't us on the wiki choose a topic and mass email strongbad. If so we should get together and pick a topic. In my own, objective opinion, we should choose the Parts Unknown one. -You thought I'd give myself a nickname, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU? Oh, wait... I'm with Shopiom, thats a good topic but we need about 20 people to email daily to get it to work.Who else is on board. |