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{Open screen with Strong Bad, looking like Ebeneezer Scrooge, typing at the Compy 386. Homestar dressed in rags and wearing a torn beret is behiend him.} Homestar: Hey Scrooge Bad, I broke into your house again. Can I borrow your fondue pot? Strong Bad: What? You work for me, crap for brains! And fondue hasn't been invented yet! Homestar: Yeah, you're probably right... Strong Bad: Now, do... some kind of... work at... place... Homestar: But sir, tomorrow is Decemberween! Strong Bad: Bah, holy crap. Homestar: My family needs food! I must request some decemberween tofu for my hippie wife. Strong Bad: Oh, you want some food, do you! Well eat this! TOFU DOUBLE DEUCE! Homestar: Thank you ma'am! Strong Bad: What the c- oh, I'm leaving. {As Strong Bad walks out, he sees a sign saying "Scrooge Bad and Jacob Cheatly: Harmless Junk Inc."} Strong Bad: Oh Jacob Cheatly... The times we shared... {Carolers flock, humming the tune to "The Cheat is not Dead"} Strong Bad: Bah, holy crap. {Carolers leave} {As Strong Bad puts his hand on the knocker, and it turns into the cheat's head} Strong Bad: Woah! No more year-old Cold Ones for me! {Strong Bad walks into his basement, and suddenly, The Cheat apears} Strong Bad: Jacob Cheatly! But... you're dead! The Cheat: Yes. I am a ghost. I have come to warn you! Little by little, I built these chains- Strong Bad: What the crap are you talking about? What chains? {Cut to Coach Z} Coach Z: Oh, yeah. I forgot. There where a few budget cuts, and now we need to have our audience imagine the props. Sorry about thart. {Cut back to Strong Bad} Strong Bad: I told Homestar not to buy melonade with the bag of money that said 'The Money for the Fanfic'! Strong Bad: Anyway. Go on with your monolouge. The Cheat: Well, I was so greedy- Homestar: Stop everything! Strong Bad: What the crap? Homestar, you're not in this part! Go away! Homestar: I just got word that this would use up about ninety million letters, so The Cheat's just got to do a bit of summarizationalizing. The Cheat: Fine. I was really greedy, and bad stuff happened to me as a dead guy. Now three spirits are gonna come and tell you the same things. BYE! Strong Bad: This is just weird. I'ma just gonna go to bed. ---- Note: The Cheat's voice is being translated. |