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{A calender shows up, tacked to a wall. Red "X's" mark out days on the calender. The calender dates turn to the credits. Music plays.} {Music still plays. Homestar walks out of his house in a brown hat. He makes snow-prints in the snow. It is snowing outside. He walks up to a brick wall and stands beside Strong Sad, who is leaning on it.} {Breathing, breath is visible} Uhh... Uhh... {long silence} Uhhhh... Strong Sad : What's the matter, Homestar? Homestar Runner : {Surprised} Oh! Strong Sad! I can't decide what to get Strong Bad for Decemberween. Strong Sad : Uh... What do you mean? { Silhouete } Homestar Runner : Well, I know he's kind of a jerk sometimes, and I know he says "holy crap" a lot, but I think if I get him the perfect prestent, he just might like me again. {Strong Sad close-up} Strong Sad : What? People get presents for Decemberween? I always just get locked in the bathtub! {Back out from Strong Sad} Homestar : Oh... right. Uh... I gotta go. {Homestar runs off quickly.} {Cuts to Coach Z and Homestar walking in front of a bunch of Christmas trees.} Coach Z : Well, Homestar, I'll tell ya'. Buying a Decemberween present for Strong Bad is like a great sports play. Homestar : Let me guess... I can't just rush into the score zone. Coach Z : Hey, that's right! Homestar : Coach! That's your answer for everything! Coach Z : Oh. {Silence, then Coach Z holds up some mouth-wash.} Mouth-wash? {Cuts to Homestar and Marzipan in Marzipan's house. She is drawing protest signs as they talk.} Homestar :...and then he said it was like a great sports play. And I didn't even think that applies to this situation. Marzipan : That's great, Homestar. Why don't you just get him a shirt? He dosn't seem to have many of those. {Zooms to Homestar} Homestar : No, I'm pretty sure he just enjoys going topless. {Zooms back out} Marzipan : Well, you could get him a sponge, or a harp, or you could make some him some Chex party mix... {Zooms to Homestar again} Homestar : No way, those are terrible ideas. {Zooms to Homestars face again}{Laughing} Like, I don't even want to see what you got me this year. {Chuckles.} {Back out} Marzipan : {Mad, she turns to Homestar} Why don't you go bother someone else?! Homestar : Now that's a good idea! {Music plays. Silhouete of Homestar walking along a bunch of snow-covered trees. They sway back and forth.} {Homestar walks over to Bubs Concession Stand. He has a bunch of lights and holiday decorations.} Bubs : Hey there Homestar, what can I do for you on this fine holiday? Homestar : I can't find a frickin' present for Strong Bad. Bubs : Well, you know what Coach Z says... Homestar : { Zooms to Homestar, who leans back } {Annoyed} Yes, I know! I know! Bubs : Oh, well, take a look around. I got all types of crazy stuff! {Homestar pulls up an old NES "Tag Team Wrestling" Video game.} No... { He throws it behind him. Pulls out gold, sparkling gloves with cursive letters "SB".} No... {Throws that behind him. Pulls out Strong Sad voodoo doll with pins sticking in it.} Uh... are you allowed to sell this? { Throws that back. Pulls out a poster that says "Framton Comes Alive!" with an autograph by Peter Frampton..} No... {Silhouete of Bubs Concession Stand with Homestar standing in front of it. All the stuff Homestar threw back is laying in a pile.} Homestar : That's it! This is the perfect gift! {Cuts to all the gang standing around exchanging gifts.} {The Cheat opens a gift to see it explode in his face. It blows his hair back and he is all black.} Marzipan : {Opening a gift, which comes out to be a Coach Z scratch n' sniff calender.} Coach Z, this is nasty. Coach Z : That's okay. Smell October! {Slides to Strong Bad} Strong Bad : Okay, let's see what we got from Homestar here... Homestar : Open it! Open it! It's from me. It took forever to find it! Strong Bad : { Opens gift to find it a Deep Impact DVD} What!? The Deep Impact DVD! You got me this for like the last three years, man! Homestar : I know! And you liked it so much, I bought it for you again! Strong Bad : Oh, man! Homestar and Strong Bad together: This is the best { Strong Bad says worst } Decemberween ever! All, breaking out into singing : {To the tune of O' Christmas Tree} {All}: Decemberween, Decemberween, you're fifty-five days after Halloween. {Marzipan}: With bunnies running for their lives, {King of Town, holding up a bunny on a plate}: I wish this one was supper-sized! {All}: Decemberween, Decemberween, you're fifty-five days after Halloween! {Strong Sad}: What are you guys talking about? {Strong Bad}: Hey who the crap let Strong Sad out? {All}: Decemberween, Decemberween, you're fifty-five days after Halloween! {Bubs}: I've got all types of crazy crap! {Homestar}: I bought Strong Bad a Deep Impact! {All}: Decemberween, Decemberween, {Just Homestar}: Coach Z's been drinking Listerine! {Music cuts out and Coach Z falls into the snow.} ---- Transcript by FireBird . |