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INT. SUMMERS' HOME - DINING ROOM - NIGHT Giles sits at the table with Xander. There is a pile of books and plans before us, so we can't see the map they are referring to. AMANDA looks on, and an ND potential. They are tired, but earnest. GILES I'm all turned around. You're here? XANDER By the pillar, yeah. I'm protecting this area. GILES That puts me over by the door. Demons around the perimeter... right. I open the door. Widen to find ANDREW, reading from an old rule book with some handwritten notes on loose leaf. He's wearing a red cloak, hood up. ANDREW You go through the door and are confronted by Trogdor the Burninator. GILES Bugger it. Fight. GILES rolls ten-sided dice. ANDREW Adios to five hit points. Trogdor has badly wounded you. GILES What about my bag of illusions? ANDREW Illusions against a burninator? (chuckles) Silly, silly British man. AMANDA I invoke a time flux on Trogdor. ANDREW Step down, girlfriend, you can't just -- AMANDA Ninth level sorcerer, and I carry the emerald chalice. Trogdor is frozen in time. Deal with it. XANDER Smackdown on red riding hood! This could get ugly. |