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STRONG BAD: I'm intrigued by these... how you say...emails. {reading} Hi strong bad! I wanted to know what your craziest cartoon would be like. Please make a CRAZY cartoon. Your awesome friend monkeydude {typing} Look, I'm not your friend, monkey dude. In fact, I'm not even gonna call you monkeydude {he types ****** instead of monkeydude} again. I'ma call you Josh. So, a kah-razy cartoon huh, Josh? Crazy cartoons usually have titles that have nothing to do with the cartoon itself. {stops typing, we go to a weird cartoon landscape} You know, like Sweet Cuppin' Cakes! The main character would look like a mix between a cow and a helicopter. {Cowcopter flies in with a helicopter noise} And his talking would be just these weird sounds, and no words. {it makes some random sounds in a deep voice} And all the episodes would be about him trying to get a little worm out of the ground. {A hole in the ground opens up and a worm peeks out. Cowcopter lands on top of it.} Oh! Oh! And at least once an episode, Eh! Steve would show up to deliver his catchphrase! {Eh! Steve drops down from the top of the screen} EH! STEVE: Eh! Steve! STRONG BAD: And Bubs would definitely be the voice of the wheelchair. {Eh! Steve runs off and a crappily-drawn wheelchair pulls up} THE WHEELCHAIR: I'll get you Eh! Steve, if it's the last thing I dooooo! STRONG BAD: I'd be in there too, but, my head would be an old keyboard, and when I get mad, it'd play the demo. {Strong Bad with a keyboard head [Demo Strong Bad] starts dancing around while the demo plays. Cowcopter starts dancing along, and Eh! Steve runs past, being pursued by the wheelchair.} {back to Compy, typing} So that's a pretty crazy cartoon huh Josh? But I'm not much of an animator. Though I bet The Cheat makes some crazy cartoons. Let's see what he's cookin' up tonight. Today. Just right. {cut to The Cheat on Tangerine Dreams working on an animation. Strong Bad comes up to him.} STRONG BAD: Sup, my man? What you workin' on today? {The Cheat makes noises, then starts up the animation. It is of poor quality, similar to StrongBadEmail/mile. Strong Bad and Homestar Runner are out at the field.} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, Strong Bad! I need to be kicked in the face. STRONG BAD: I can do it! I will do it nine times. {Strong Bad jumps up in the air and kicks Homestar in the face nine times} HOMESTAR RUNNER: This is the last-- STRONG BAD: Shut it up! Shut it up, you. HOMESTAR RUNNER: Shut it up, me. {The Cheat runs on screen} STRONG BAD: Here, the Cheat, have a trophy! {tosses him a trophy, the Cheat squeaks} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Here, the Cheat, have another trophy! {a trophy falls out of his mouth and the Cheat catches it. Strong Bad kicks him in the face.} STRONG BAD: I was saving that one for about two seconds ago. HOMESTAR RUNNER: Perfect! Timing! {Coach Z drops down from the sky, trophy in hand} COACH Z: Here, the Chort, have a trophy! ALL THREE: Three trophies for the Cheat! {Eh! Steve shows up} EH! STEVE: Eh! Steve! {the cartoon pans out to a crappy cartoon of Strong Bad and the Cheat watching the toon} (STRONG BAD: The Cheat, this is the greatest cartoon in the whole world! Have a trophy! {The Cheat squeaks, zoom out again to the ACTUAL Strong Bad and The Cheat.} STRONG BAD: Hey, I didn't do that! Did I? {The Cheat squeaks} I mean, it was good. I liked the way you worked in Eh! Steve, but I don't think it deserved a trophy. I don't even think it deserved a pizza! Maybe a pizza trophy. {The paper comes down.} 'The Cheat's toon' STRONG BAD: Sup, my man? What you workin' on today? {The Cheat makes noises, then starts up the animation. It is of poor quality, similar to StrongBadEmail/mile. Strong Bad and Homestar Runner are out at the field.} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, Strong Bad! I need to be kicked in the face. STRONG BAD: I can do it! I will do it nine times. {Strong Bad jumps up in the air and kicks Homestar in the face nine times} HOMESTAR RUNNER: This is the last-- STRONG BAD: Shut it up! Shut it up, you. HOMESTAR RUNNER: Shut it up, me. {The Cheat runs on screen} STRONG BAD: Here, the Cheat, have a trophy! {tosses him a trophy, the Cheat squeaks} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Here, the Cheat, have another trophy! {a trophy falls out of his mouth and the Cheat catches it. Strong Bad kicks him in the face.} STRONG BAD: I was saving that one for about two seconds ago. HOMESTAR RUNNER: Perfect! Timing! {Coach Z drops down from the sky, trophy in hand} COACH Z: Here, the Chort, have a trophy! ALL THREE: Three trophies for the Cheat! {Eh! Steve shows up} EH! STEVE: Eh! Steve! {the cartoon pans out to a crappy cartoon of Strong Bad and the Cheat watching the toon} (STRONG BAD: The Cheat, this is the greatest cartoon in the whole world! Have a trophy! {The Cheat squeaks, zoom out again to the ACTUAL Strong Bad and The Cheat.} STRONG BAD: Hey, I didn't do that! Did I? {The Cheat squeaks} I mean, it was good. I liked the way you worked in Eh! Steve, but I don't think it deserved a trophy. I don't even think it deserved a pizza! Maybe a pizza trophy. {The paper comes down except it says The End.} |