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{Scene opens to typical Internet Explorer error message} {Strong bad walks on to the screen from the left to confront the viewer.} STRONG BAD: Oh, I suppose you think you're pretty clever, huh? Thought you would find something you weren't supposed to see yet? Well, it's not... {Homestar walks on from the right, interrupting Strong Bad.} HOMESTAR: Hey, is this where the hundredth e-mail is? STRONG BAD: No! Get outta here! HOMESTAR: When are you going to do one already? STRONG BAD: Oh, just keep your pants on. HOMESTAR: Pants? Hmm... STRONG BAD: Yeah, just chew on that one for a while... {Mumbles as he walks off.} Teach you to poke around in my HTML... {Homestar slaps up a handwritten sticky note which is supposed to be a system alert message that reads:} This is real. System report: Keep your pants on. For real. |