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{Puppet Homestar appears. They Might Be Giants are behind him, John Flansburgh with a guitar and John Linnell with an accordion. Marty Beller is off screen on drums.} Homestar : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! {TMBG start to play rock music.} Homestar : I'm tellin' bad jokes now, Really bad jokes now, Tell a bad joke to me, Girl! Lady! Why did something cross the road, I don't know, Make it up, Bad jokes, come on, I'm really good at tellin bad jokes, I'm tellin bad jokes now, The ones you've heard a million times, The kind of jokes that little kids tell ya, Why was I stapled to the chicken? I don't know man, I wasn't stapled to any chicken! Flansburgh: {yells} Nice belt! Homestar: Nice belt man! Bad jokes, Bad bad jokes, Uh! {They stop playing and singing.} Homestar : Solid! That's pretty good, guys. Layin' it down back there. Beller: Nice belt! Homestar: On the skins-- {snare drum hit interrupts his train of thought} I-- {snare drum hit} Beller: {whispers} Nice belt! Homestar: ... Nice belt indeed! ---- Transcribed by RainbowFhqwhgads |