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(A director's board covers the screen.) Cherry Greg: Fluffy Puff Marshmallows, take one. (The board is pulled away to reveal Homestar holding a bag of Fluffy Puffs upside-down.) And action. Homestar: Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 Fluffy Puff marshmallows. Cherry Greg: Cut. The bag's upside down. Homestar: Oh, sorry. (turns the bag around) About 147 Fluffy Puff... Cherry Greg: We're not rolling. Homestar: Oh, right. (A beep is heard and we switch to the next scene) Cherry Greg: Take two. (the camera focuses) Homestar: Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 Flushy Push marshmallows. Seriously folks, they- Cherry Greg: Cut. You said Flushy Push. Homestar: I know! Can you believe it? Cherry Greg: Yeah, they're called Fluffy Puff. Homestar: I know! Can you believe it? (beep to next scene) Cherry Greg: Take three. And action. Homestar: Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 Fluffy Puff marshmallows. Seriously folks, they're the... the... um, the... (drops the bag) the best. (beep to next scene) Cherry Greg: Take six. Action. Homestar: Before I drink something, often times I eat something too. (beep to next scene) Cherry Greg: Thirteen. Action. Homestar: (is eating the marshmallows) What did you say? Cherry Greg: Action. Homestar: Oh, okay. (beep to next scene. It is now slightly dark out.) Homestar: ...147 Fluffy Puff marshmallows. (two drops of bird poop fall on his head) Seriously folks, they're the best. Alright, we finally got it! That's a wrap, folks. Guys? (beep to next scene. It is now darker out.) Homestar: (is reading his lines, mumbles along) Okay, I got it. Cherry Greg: Okay, we're going to get it this time. And action. Homestar: (stands there for a while. Crickets chirp. The boom comes down and hits Homestar in the head.) Oh. Before I drink 147 glasses of melonade, I eat 147 Fluffity Puffity marshalades. (beep to next scene. It is now sunset.) Cherry Greg: Action. Homestar: (tired) Before I eat a tall slice of marmalade I like to drink lots and lots of marshmallows. I mean Fluffy Puffys. (beep to next scene. It is now night.) Homestar: I like marshmallows. (cut to an orange screen, where a bag of Fluffy Puffs appears) The Announcer: You heard it folks. Homestar likes marshmallows. (some voices sing) They're fluffity. They're puffity. One two three four five! === The End === |