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{A title saying: Cactus Coffee and the No Tell Motel appears and then is flooded by coffee, then shifts to a scene with Cowcopter and The Worm.} COWCOPTER: {mumbling} THE WORM: Up, down... Up, down... Up... (sounds like "wuhh, yah") {Cowcopter jumps up, then bites The Worm and starts pulling.} COWCOPTER: {grunting} {Cowcopter pulls out a pot that flips end-over-end and lands on top of him. The Wheelchair appears and pops the lid off the pot.} THE WHEELCHAIR: Mmm! Mm! Burled holiday cabbage! {Eh! Steve slowly rises out of pot, covered in Christmas tree balls.} THE WHEELCHAIR: Eh! Steve, get your sassy-frass out my burled holiday cabbage! {Eh! Steve jumps into the air, and the scene freezes. His mouth starts shining, and rises into the air.} EH! STEVE: Eh! Steve! {Gothic blackletter reading "EH! STEVE!" appears and drifts back down towards Earth.} THE WORM: {cartoonish Italian accent} Is a miracle. {Words "IS A MIRACLE" appear.} {Demo Strong Bad pops into existence and plays Jingle Bells. Everyone starts dancing.} {Cut to a scene of Strong Mad's "Prime Time" 'brow style dancing. Then cut to Strong Bad and Homestar at Homestar's house watching the show on TV.} STRONG BAD: Uh... didn't I invent this cartoon? HOMESTAR: Yeah, I think so. STRONG BAD: Then how come I can't understand a lick of it? HOMESTAR: What's not to understand? {Strong Bad turns to Homestar.} HOMESTAR: Eh! Steve's mouth exploded the universe, and that blonde guy did a tiny, tiny dance. STRONG BAD: {sarcastic} Oh, right. The true meaning of Decemberween. HOMESTAR: Yeah, yeah, right, right. STRONG BAD: Pff! Whatever! I'ma go "re-nog." {Strong Bad holds up a half-empty glass of eggnog and leaves the room. The scene dims, the back button appears and after a few seconds...} HOMESTAR: Will you turn the lights on when you come back in? |