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|| ||||Coming soon... Homestar RPG...||||  ||||Sign-up for story-helpers...||||  ||||Put your naaaame on the list for story helpers below!||||1. CE1 will take the role of Homestar.|| ||2. Nelson339 will take the role of Strong Bad.|| ||3. No one will take the role of Strong Sad.|| ||4. (Empty) will take the role of Marzipan.|| || ||||Strong Mad has gone mad with power! I must stop him!||||  ||||You-you're Homestar?|||| ||||Yes, I'm on a journey!|| || ||||I heard someone's attacking the computer room!|||| ||||Thanks!||("Computer Room" has been added to the map.) || ||||Now I shall go there!||{Homestar goes to the Computer Room.} || ||||Hello?|||| ||||This places looks pretty nasty.||||  ||||Homestar?|||| ||||It's the Strong Bad!||(Fight Scene)  || ||||Take this, Strong Bad!||20 Damage!  28 Damage! || ||||Why are you fighting me?|||| ||Because you're forcing my brother to do your bidding!|||| ||||That's not me!|||| ||||Yeah, now that I think of it...you're not smart enough.|||| || Do you want my help? I mean...|||| ||I'm just offering because my brother's gone berserk...||''(Strong Bad and Homestar walk back to town, very tired.) || ||||Man, I need an inn...|||| ||||You can sleep at my inn, heroes! For free!|||| ||Free? Sounds good, eh Homestar.|||| ||Okay!|||| ||||Strong Bad!|||| ||What?|||| ||||Ah, hero Strong Bad, the rumor is people are attacking Greenseld.||("Greenseld" has been added to the map) || ||||Someone is also attacking the Very Violent Forest.||("Very Violent Forest" has been added to the map) || ||That means will have to split up, Homestar.|||| ||I'll go to Greensweld.|||| ||NO! I'll decide who goes where!|||| ||Okay!|||| ||You go to Greensweld, I'll go to the VVF.|||| ||Okay!||{Starts walking to Greensweld.} || ||Greensweld. I wonder if the place looks like "Witch's Brew.|||| ||Uh-Oh!||(Fight Scene) 28 Damage! Bad Graphics Ghost defeated! || ||That'll teach you to...um...okay...yeah.||{Homestar goes to the gates of Greensweld.} || ||What happened here?||||  ||Yaa! I'm Un, the first member on The Unguraits! DIE!||(Battle Scene) 30 Damage! Enemy Knocked out! Bonus turn! 28 Damage! || ||Ouch! Spell!||{Un dissapears, but then Strong Sad comes out from behind the rock.) ||  ||Hi...I'm Strong Sad...You don't want me on your team, do you?|||| ||Well, I decided that you shouldn't join the team.|||| ||I knew it...no one likes me. {sigh.}||~~Meanwhile, in The Very Violent Forest...~~ || ||Oh, Crappy Bo-o-oy!||||  ||Hey, Strong Bad.|||| ||Marzipan! I knew you couldn't resist me!|||| ||What are you talking about? I don't like you.|||| ||Yaa! I'm Gur, the second member on The Unguraits! DIE!|||| ||Gimme out Marzipan!|||| ||Fine. But you have to stop saying crap.|||| ||GET ME DOWN!|||| ||Okay.||{Strong Bad smashes Gur's face and makes a big dent in it.} || ||Ouchies! I mean, no...||33 DAMAGE! || ||Ouch! Spell!||WHAT GOES ON NEXT? TO BE CONTINUED BY CE1 |