(Inside Marzipan's house. Homestar is asleep onm the sofa. Marzipan is in the kitchen.)
Homestar: zeezeezee....witche's bwoo.....
Marzipan: Homestar!
Homestar: zeezeezee...
Marzipan: Homestar!
Homestar: (wakes up) Huh? Whosere?
Marzipan: We're out of mayonnaise!
Homestar: Ohhh. It's Marzipan.
Marzipan: Can you run get me some? And have you seen my popcorn popper? And why is my microwave wearing a veil?
Homestar: Oh, well, uh...Mayon Time!(runs off to get mayonnaise)
(It is now dark. Homestar is still gone, and Marzipan is waiting in the same spot. She hasn't slept.)
Marzipan: Where is he?
(There is a knock at the door.)
Marzipan: Oh! That'll be him now!
(She goes to get the door. A thinner homestar with no hat, a blue shirt, and an overbite is outside.)
Marzipan: You're not Homestar!
Homeschool: (speaks with a lower version of Homestar's voice) Of course not! I is Homeschool Winner. I'm Homestar and Homsar's brother.
Marzipan: Homestar has a brother? Homsar and Homestar are brothers? He never told me.
Homeschool: He pwobabwy fowgot. I sure did.