The King of Town's Adventure 4
Return of the King

I hope you know the only way to have won last time was to flee. While you rested up somewhere else Free Country USA was in turmoil. Great fires arched up over the castle and the great revolution begun. There were many small battles and raids on each of the sides but then a final showdown begun. This was the battle to decide the fate between two sides, The FCU side and Strong Badia side. It raged on for many days but the Strong Badia army won.
Meanwhile, on a small island, The KoT decided to reclaim his kingdom. He went in search of it and what happens next will make history for Free Country USA. Free Country USA, Conses5ion stand, KoT's castle, Strong Badia, names on a map. Yet behind each name lies a thousand tales. This is but one of those tales...

()You wake up in the desert. You've just set off on your quest. do you:
a. go west
b. go east
c. go in search of the north star

A) you go west and end up in a small village. You ask for food and water and they give you some. Now get on with your search. do you:
b. go east
c. go in search of the north star
d. go further west

B) You go east and discover a portal. do you go in?
If so go to (i).
If not go to ().

C)You find the north star and follow it for weeks on end, with hardly any rest. You slump to the ground and die of exhaustion. Your last memory is seeing the star pass overhead go-ing the other way. It fills you with energy. do you:
e. rest
b. go east
a. go west

D)You go even further. You walk and walk but the landscape doesn't change. do you:
f. go further west
e. rest
b. go east

E)You rest and take out some pork snaglins. Yummy! now what do you do:
g. eat more
h. go north
b. go east

F) You go even further. You walk and walk but the landscape doesn't change. do you:
d. go further west
e. rest
b. go east

G)A bird snatches it. Now you've got to move on. do you:
h. go north
b. go east

H)You go north. do you:
i. go further north
b. go east
e. rest

I) You go further north and see...

FREE COUNTRY USA. You've made it. Unfortunately there is a great fortress in the middle of the country. And Unguraits patrol the grounds.
Just then you see Coach Z. He's wearing a black hoody. do you:

j. call out to him
k. creep past
l. head to the fortress

J) You call out "hey, Coach Z!"
He sees you and calls "SERCURITY, SERCURITY!"
do you:

m. creep past
l. head to the fortress
n. beat him up

K)You creep past and he walks on. The way he looked around was suspicious. Anyway, now do you:
l. head to the fortress
o. go to Homestar's house
p. go to the Conses5ion stand

L)You go to the fortress and get spotted by a surveillence camera. It sounds an alarm. do you:
m. run away
q. give yourself up
r. hide

M)The guards catch up and for trying to escape you are executed. Better luck next time.

N)You move onto him but immedietly get knocked back. It seems Coach Z knows Karate-su. Will you carry on fighting:
yes - go to (s)
no - go to (k)

O) You go to Homestar's house. You walk in and find it eerily quiet. Suddenly a net catches you and hauls you up. A trapdoor opens and Homsar pokes out and says "I've caught a little fairy in my bottle"
Then Strong Sad comes out and says "looks like the catch of the day Greyhunter"
You get pulled down and dragged along into the basement. There you see Homestar and Marzipan.
"So who is it this time Fire blocker?" asks Homestar, not looking up
"It's fat whatever it is, huh Blonde!" says Strong Sad
"Yes" replied Marzipan "It is"
do you:

t. say it's The KoT
u. befriend them
v. try to escape

P)You go to the Conces5ion stand and see Bubs, also in black! do you:
w. ask for a butter bar
o. go to Homestar's house
l. head to the fortress

Q)You are taken to a prison cell. inside is a toilet, seat and small window.
do you:
x. try to escape
y. wait
z. talk to a guard

R)You hide and the guards run by. You go into the fortress and see it's grandeur. It's at least 40 storys high and it made of a shiny metal. Video cameras are all over the place and there are two doors. One says Grand stairs, the other, Barracks. do you:
1. go through the grand stairs door
2. go through the barracks door

S)You carry on fighting but just get the crap beaten out of you.
You basically die!

T)Strong Sad says "he is as well"
"Why did you leave us?" Homestar asks.
You say:
3. because you were scared
4. because you had no choice
5. because I don't like you

U)You befriend them and they seem pleased to have your company. Suddenly Homestar shouts out
"hey, you're that king" go to (t)

V)You try to escape but they just shoot you.
Better luck next time.

W)Bubs says "we don't sell those anymore. Only food approved by the overlord can be sold."
Suddenly, as he looks up, he shouts out "SERCURITY, SERCURITY!" The guards come and you are taken to (q).

X)You grab the toilet and bust out. go to (r).

Y)You wait but then some guards come and say you are to be executed.
You die. Better luck next time.

Z)The guard snaps back "NO TALKING!"
do you:
x. try to escape
y. wait
8. distract the guard

1.You go to the grand stairs. They are grand.
But anyway, do you:
9. go up
6. go east

2.You go into the barracks and disable all video cameras.
will you:
r. go back
7. go through door 7

3. You say you were scared and get kicked out.
The guards find you and you die.

4. You say there was no other choice and they sympathise you. Suddenly there is a crash upstairs.
You hear Homsar call for help (you think) and guards laughs.
You decide you have to act now. You orginise a crew and while the others distract the guards you go into the fortress. go to (r).

5.You always say the wrong things don't you.
They shoot you and you die.

6.You go east into a dark room. You turn on the lights and see a dim basement with a giant Trogdor game in it. do you:
1. go back
10. play the game

7.You go through the door and find a set of Strong Mad robots and the Poopsmith at the controls, in shackels. do you:
2. go back
11. free him
12. turn on a robot

8.You distract the guard and bust out. go to (r).

9.You go up. It seems you walk for hours but eventually reach the top.
You go through the door and see three rooms. do you:
13. go west
14. go east
15. go north

10. You play the game and get the high score.
Well done. now, do you:
1. go back
16. bust up the game

11.You can't undo the shackles. He looks at you sadly but then just returns to his work.
You feel unhappy but realise the robots have benn turned on. You turn round and find the
Poopsmith gone. Anyway, now you've got to get out of there. go to (2).

12.You turn on a robot and it crushes you.
That wasn't very smart.

13.You go west. do you:
17. go west
18. go north
9. go east

14.You go east. do you:
20. go east
21. go north
9. go west

15.You go north. do you:
23. go north
24. go east
24. go west

16. You bust the game up for some reason.
You go out. go to (1).

17.You go west. do you:
25. go east
26. go south
27. go west

18.You go north. do you:
20. go east
27. go west
28. go south

20.You go east. do you:
23. go north
17. go west
29. go south

21.You go north. You fall out of a window.
Better luck next time.

23.You go north. do you:
25. go east
20. go east
9. go west

24.You go west. do you:
23. go north
14. go east
28. go south

25.You go east. do you:
20. go west
13. go west
15. go north

26. You go south and see a red door with a skull on.
Will you go through.
If so go to 30.
If not go to 17.

27.You go west. do you:
9. go west
29. go south
23. go north

28.You go south. do you:
14. go east
9. go west
15. go north

29.You go south. do you:
20. go west
17. go west
23. go north

30.You go through and see...an email room.
will you:
31. answer an email
32. trash the Compy 574
33. go through the black door with a skull on it.

31.The email says:

Dear Strong Bad

Homestar's an idiot, everyone knows that.
But you never chuck him onto a desert island
or something. Why don't you kill him

sincerely
Jonny Chargo
Aklaim

now do you:
32. trash the Compy 574
34. go through the black door with a skull on it.


32.You trash the computer for some reason.
do you:
33. answer an email
34. go through the black door with a skull on it.

33.You idiot, you've just trashed the computer.
How the hell are you supposed to answer an email.
Look, just go through the DOOR!

34.The room is very dark but your eyes soon adjust to the dim light. You see a shadow in front of a screen with lots of tv's on them.
"ha ha ha" the shadow chuckles "I see you all. None of you can escape Overlord's eye! Ha ha ha!"
Suddenly he picks up your prescence. He spins around and stares at you.
"YOU!" he shouts. It's Strong Bad. He is wearing black with black gloves and a black mask.
Now comes the final showdown. do you:

35. throw a tv
36. punch him
37. pull ou a karate-su move on him.

35. You throw a tv bu he just punches through it.
do you:

36. punch him
37. pull out a karate-su move on him
38. push him out the window

36. You miss and he kills you.
Better luck next time.

37.Lucky you saw Coach Z and his moves. You pull one out on him.
Unfortunately he dodges and kills you. Better luck next time.

38. You push him out and he swings into the room below. You go to him and have the final epic battle. You both pick up a laser gun, Strong Bad with red and you with blue. You spend ages firing back and forth until Strong Bad hits a pipe and steam comes out. The laser guns scatter somewhere and you start hand to hand combat. In the end you win.
Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat are taken to cardboard prison and the country begins its third age. And why was all this...because you threw a butter bar at Strong Bad a few years ago.
Amazing how long someone can hold a grudge!