Made by Shopiom

Presenting *drum roll* The Elavator!

{Strong Bad in the basement, on the couch, watching TV}

TV:The LimoZeen concert! July 17th! Saturday SATURDAY SATURDAY!!!! Get your tickets today! See the concert at The Band Motel!
Strong Bad: {whispering} Whoa. {yelling} LET'S GO TO THAT CONCERT!
Strong Mad: {pops up from behind the couch} WE'RE GOING TO THE BATHROOM?
Strong Bad: No, big guy. We're going to the concert. The CON-CERT! Did you notice that concert and bathroom really sound nothing alike? {calling to upstairs} The Cheat! Come here, The Cheat!
The Cheat: {comes down} Meh?
Strong Bad: Get tickets for the LimoZeen concert!
The Cheat: {smiles, then nods his head, then zips off}
Strong Mad: I JUST NOTICED SOMETHING!
Strong Bad: What?
Strong Mad: THE CHEAT IS YELLOW!
Strong Bad: Yeah. {sarcastically} Very observational there, big guy. So, what do you wanna do while waiting for The Cheat to come back?
Strong Mad: UHHHHHHH....I KNOW! {does a loud belch for 10 seconds} FEEL GOOD!
Strong Bad: Um, I was thinking of something a bit more sophisticated than that.
Homestar Runner: {comes in} Hey, Strong Bad!
Strong Bad: What?
Homestar: Can I borrow your fondue pot?
Strong Bad: Uh, Strong Mad, you deal with this guy. {walks away}
Strong Mad: THE STAR GUY SCARES ME!
Homestar: Alright! This guy is tall! So, can I borrow?-
The Cheat: {comes down holding 3 tickets} Meh neh!
Strong Bad: Alright, The Cheat! You got the tickets!
The Cheat: Mennehmenneenih?
Strong Bad: OK, you get...a glass of melonade. Come on, let's go get some.
Homestar: Can I borrow your-
Strong Bad: Yeah, sure, whatever! Just freaking go away!
Homestar: Yay! Whoo! Alright! Yay!
=Saturday=
{At The Band Motel}
Strong Bad: {to the tune of La Cucharacha} We're gonna see it! We're gonna see it! Going to the LimoZeen concert!
Strong Mad: THERE'S THE STAIRS! {grabs The Cheat and runs up the stairs}
Strong Bad: Um, there's an elavator, you know! Whatever. {presses the ^ button on the elavator. It opens up} {Strong Bad goes in, then it closes, and goes up} Oh, this concert is gonna be crazy-go-nuts! {singing} Heeeaaarrrrt of a lion! Wings of a bat! Because it's mi-idnight! {the elavator opens to reveal Homsar}
Homsar: {comes in with his bibble-lubba-dibble-lubba-bibble-boo walking sound} {Elavator closes}
Strong Bad: You? Oh, crap!
Homsar: No one likes the spikes of tykes!
Strong Bad: {muttering to self} LimoZeen concert! LimoZeen concert!
Homsar: AaAaAaAaAa, the apples are as buttons does!
Strong Bad: I have no idea what- {before he can finish, the elavator stops, but doesn't open} Hmmm, that didn't feel like a destination stop. {just stands there, waiting for the elavator to open} Um, hello? {nothing happens} I'm stuck in an elavator with...HOMSAR?! OK, I can just call for service...
Homsar: {does a weird dance, which ends up with his foot bumping into and breaking the call button}
Strong Bad: HOMSAR! WHAT THE CRAP WAS THAT FOR? NOW WE'RE STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH NO MERCY!
Homsar: DAaAaAaAa, blood to purple dinosaurs will never stop the power of the hairy leg!
Strong Bad: {rolls eyes} Ughhhhhhh...
Homsar: Hey Reggie, I got no wires for my tires!
Strong Bad: Shut up, you idiot! Let's see...what would Dangeresque do in a situation like this?
Dangeresque: {in thought bubble} Oh no, I'm in a situation like this! What will I do? Well, I guess I'm gonna have to jump! {thought bubble pops}
Strong Bad: THAT'S IT!! I'll jump! {jumps, but crashes into the elavator door} {dizzy} Uggghhh... {collapses}
Homsar: AaAaAaAaAaAa, monkeying belly buttons is my blessing, you big TV screen!
Strong Bad: How long am I gonna have to frikin' take this?
{screen transition to the concert}
Strong Mad and The Cheat: {swing BMW Lighters back and forth while "Nite Mamas is being sung}
Strong Mad: TAKE IT TO THE HOUSE!
{transition back to the elavator. Strong Bad and Homsar are now their 20X6 counterparts.}
Stinkoman: We've been in this elexity vatority for so long! {feels top of head} Wow, I have hair! That's so cool! It seems like it's so cool!
20X6 Homsar: {singing} Do it, change it, make it, mix it! Faster, stronger, better, colder!
Stinkoman: AAAAAHHHHHH! Can you stop that song? It's so annoying! It sounds like it's SO annoying!
20X6 Homsar: {singing} Change it, do it, make it, mix it!
Stinkoman: DOUBLE DEUCE!
Strong Bad: {wakes up, but his eyes are still closed} So, I didn't become a weird Japanese guy? Oh crap, I'm bald! Well, maybe it was all a dream! Maybe I'm NOT stuck on an elavator with stupid Homsar! {opens his eyes and sees.................the inside of an elavator car with Homsar in it} So, it wasn't a dream! Oh, crap!
Homsar: AaAaAaAaAaAaAa, a fence by any other name would be a fruuuuuuuiiiiiiiiit!
Strong Bad: {slaps his head against the wall} Why me? Why me? {his stomach growls} Oh, I'm hungry! I need something to eat!
Homsar: {pulls a jar of Fluffy Puff Peanut Butter and a spoon out of his shirt pocket}
Strong Bad: Give me that stuff, you little freak!
Homsar: DaAaAaAaAaAa, you're being not so rosy! I'm glad you chose me!
Strong Bad: Just give me the freakin' peanut butter and nobody gets hurt! {starts chasing Homsar}
Homsar: {while running} Iiiiiiiiii just want to bring home some of the bacon in the pretzel! {trips over, well,-nothing and the jar and spoon land into Strong Bad's hand}
Strong Bad: {eats the peanut butter} Oh, this stuff is so good! Oh, yeah! {puts the jar and spoon down}
The Announcer: {narrating} Suddenly, Strong Bad and Homsar began to crack.
Strong Bad: AaAaAaAaAa, a buffalo is only the interrigation of a Hitler movie!
Homsar: Strong Bad, we have to find a way to get off of this elavator!
Strong Bad: DaAaAaAaAa, hey Otto, is the mouse of a pillow fight a big war for the peoples?
Homsar: Come on, we gotta get out before we crack!
=7 floors up=
{Strong Mad and The Cheat come out wearing LimoZeen t-shirts and fake rock star hair}
Strong Mad: {grabs The Cheat and is about to run downstairs}
The Cheat: Mehmeh ahmahmahmahmah mehmehmeh!
Strong Mad: THERE'S AN ELIM?-ELIXTA?-ELLY?-OH, I CAN'T SAY IT! LET'S JUST GO THERE!
Strong Mad and The Cheat: {walk to the elavator and press the down button}
Elavator: {does nothing}
Strong Mad: COME ON YOU-UHHHHHH...THING! {kicks it}
=inside elavator car=
{there is a rumbling, and soon it starts to move}
Homsar: Alright, we're moving!
Strong Bad: DAaAaAaAa, Clockman is finally coming up to play! {the elavator goes up a few more floors, then stops and opens} {Strong Bad and Homsar suddenly go back to normal. Well, Homsar goes back to, well, you know...} {Strong Mad and The Cheat get in}
The Cheat: Ehmehmeh?
Strong Bad: Where was I? Uh, I was stuck in this elavator with Homsar.
Strong Mad: WELL, YOU MISSED A GROOD CONCERT!
Strong Bad: Uh, big guy, it's good. Not grood.
Strong Mad: BUT, YOU GOT TO SAY IT IN ONE OF YOUR GIRLIE COMICS!
Strong Bad: Hey, Teen Girl Squad is not girlie!
Homsar: AaAaAaAaAaAa, my pie is bound to cry! {elavator opens}
THE END


COMMENTS:

I see this is going to be VERRRRRRY funny, because I didn't know why you put "THE ELEVATOR" as the title of the story until now. Sure hope I can bear the fact that Strong Bad and Homsar are stuck in an elevator with no help...
--BurninatorBoombox

Lookin' good. Love the part with "Well it looks like I'm going to have to jump...." The 20X6 thing was pretty unexpected, although if Homsar was in 20X6, I'm pretty sure he would resemble CATS from Zero Wing. See my 20X6 story for details. MAKE MORE!!!! --Strong Lad

Well, I stole the 20X6 Homsar from www.everybodytothelimit.com. Look in the toons section of it and click on 20X6 Homsar. -Shopiom