Teen Girl Squad Tribute
By Michael Sanders and the Very Low Sodium Band
Cheerleader!
So and So!
What's Her Face!
The Ugly One!
Cheerleader and So and So are always looking so good
Getting Summer fashions to impress the jocks just like they should
Wearing baggy jeans makes possums chew chew like their chew toy
Aw, we're out of style glasses, "I have a crush on every boy!"
Teen Girl Squad!
The teenage girls between the ages of 13 and 19!
Teen Girl Squad!
The teenage girls between the ages of 13 and 19!
Arrow'd!
Arrow'd!
Arrow'd!
Arrow'd!
Children!
Children!
Children!
Children!
MSG'd!
MSG'd!
CEREBELLUM'D!
CEREBELLUM'D!
After getting frozen yogurts, jimmies are the way to go
Any and we die with her by robot or butter with salt
After we do shopping we'll go get some Pan Asian Cuisine
To destroy your stomach lining, "Three spring rolls, please."
Teen Girl Squad!
The teenage girls between the ages of 13 and 19!
Teen Girl Squad!
The teenage girls between the ages of 13 and 19!
Arrow'd!
Arrow'd!
Arrow'd!
Arrow'd!
Children!
Children!
Children!
Children!
MSG'd!
MSG'd!
CEREBELLUM'D!
CEREBELLUM'D!
Kirsten, you look burnt or dead,
Those possums are looking pretty well fed,
You may think you got a chance with this guy,
Until a T-Rex kicks you sky high.
Thoroughly rejected by the Quarterback,
"She got hurt," Thomas hit her with a bat,
You may not think that it's "Hella Tight,"
but be sure I'm on Teen Girl Squad for life!
Teen Girl Squad!
The teenage girls between the ages of 13 and 19!
Teen Girl Squad!
The teenage girls between the ages of 13 and 19!
How was that girls?
"Soo Good!"