Marzipan's mother was a dumb chick who ran off with another guy when she was born. The King of Town raised her from then on, but he didn't have much impact on her. She decided that when she became the Queen of Town, she was going to have huge plans of change for FCUSA, so she researched every worldly problem in existence and decided her point of view. When she graduated high school, her father forgot to come to her graduation, he was at home eating butter sticks. She figured her only option of getting home was to hitchhike, and that's when she was forced to become the girlfriend of Homestar Runner.