Strong Bad,
Have you ever thought about becoming a telemarketer? Your voice is so awesome that people would probably to whatever you tell them to.
[bleep]


Strong Bad,
How did you meet The Cheat? Is there a fascinating story behind it?
[bleep]
Of course, after sbemail100, this one became void. I hold on to the hope that my email was inspiration.


Hey Strong Bad,
You've done so many emails, each one more awesome than the last. To celebrate so many emails, why not buy a new computer. I hear that the laatest models are fantastic!

Hoping you get a good computer and not a crappy one,
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