STRONGBAD: What are you doing here?
HOMESTARMY SOLDIER: We're here to breach the castle.
STRONGBAD: Go breach my little brother's room!
HOMESTARMY BANDIT: Look, we're getting 5 bucks for this little task.
STRONGBAD: Here's 5 bucks and a penny.
HOMESTARMY BANDIT: Yup, that'll work. [Leaves]
HOMESTARMY SOLDIER: And where's my tip?
STRONGBAD: Your tip of the day is: go breach El Dumpo's room or I'll punch your stupid butt.
HOMESTARMY SOLDIER: [Leaves, sobbing]
STRONGBAD: Stupid moochers.

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