(Mr. Bland turns on Windows '98)
MB: Ahh... e-mail. The feature of the future.
98: You have 1 new email(s).
MB: I'll answer those emails. Hope they're good.
Then I'll play Trogdor.

emails
  1. nightmares NEW!


MB: Strike 3. YOU'RE OUTBOX!

Dear Mr. Bland,

What are you and why do you give me nightmares?

Love,

Bri

MB: What am I? I'm a human. Why do I give you
nightmares? Probably cause when I was born, I had a birth defect.
My arms could only go up in down. Kinda like a bird flapping,
I guess. There you go, Bri. You happy?


Comments, if They're not Good, They're not Comments

Here,post the comments. Or post comments here. Whatever.

Bri, are you unbolding my letters? If you are, please don't. I like doing that. - The Conductor

No, I didn't. I don't know all the controls yet. If I did, I'm extra sorry. - Bri