1)Cheerleading


Dear Cheerleader,
How come I've never seen you cheerleading? And how come you hang out w/Whatsherface and The Ugly One?

Cheerleader: Wow, you sent a great email, but forgot a name! I'll add one!

You're Awesome,
Your Boyfriend

Well, for your first question, My cheerleading skillz are soooo cooool, i only go to mansions to do them! And The Ugly One was the only rich girl i could find in 8th gr-i MEAN COLLEGE-college. Other than So and So. and who's Whatsherface?