Dear Doregard,
How do you type with no arms?
[IDENTITY CENSORED]

I dunno, Identity, I suppose the next time sombody asks me that I'll have to bust thier face in with my bat!
So, the next time somebody calls Doregard a 'cantolope', lock them in a dark room and play the mortal kombat theme song on an endless loop.
CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY
FLAWLESS, VICTORY
WHO ELSE WANT'S SOME?
Doregard.
P.S. I'm not kidding, I'll bite your kneecaps off and make it look like an accident.