You ask buy the Tandy 004 and you turn it on. Time to answer an email!
You turn it on. You type, run strongbad_email.exe. The Tandy replies,
"File Not Found." You try all kinds of things, but the dumb Tandy won't
work! You check the option guide. The Tandy 004 is capable, blah, can
shave circuts, blah, make sure you, blah...then you read, "Can only type
and print." You yell,"Noooooooooooo!" You wasted all your money on the
Tandy 004. "I'LL GET YOU BUBS!" you shout. You go crazy and get yourself
in the Looney Bin. Uh-oh. I don't their gonna let you check your emails.

Try Again? Y/N

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