You get interested in this 'super-computer', so you go up to the front counter of the Conces5ion stand and ask, "Hey, Bubs, my man, what's this...super-computer...you're talking about?"

"Well, this super-computer you're talking about is none other than the"--he held up a metallic-blue computer monitor and fancy computer keyboard--"Compy 500 Advanced!"

The Cheat squeaked excitedly as the Compy 500's shining metallic-blue skin reflected against the rays of the sun. "So," Bubs continued. "You wanna take it?"

"YEEEEEAAAAH!!!!"
("Nah, Compy 386 is bet-ter.")?

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