What follows is a strange tale of cuntry USA. Before reading it I would advise you remove and one faint hearted (grandma, grandpa.etc.).
Homsar and Homestar
One day Homsar was playing Jenga Jams with Strong Sad. As usual Homsar was uttering nothing but crap. "This is the place of Dreams" said Homsar. Strong Sad just got up and walked away. Even he had his limits.
(meanwhile, outside)
Homestar came by with some laundry for some reason. "Strong Sad? I have your clothes." Shouted out Homestar. Homsar got up and out back. Homestar came in and found Strong Sad. "What were you doing in here?" asked Homestar.
"Playing Jenga Jams with Homsar."said Strong Sad.
"Who's that?" asked Homestar.
"Havn't you ever met him?" Asked Strong Sad.
"What?" questioned Homestar.
Strong Sad led him to Homsar. The two (Homsar and Homestar) looked at each other. Suddenly there was a huge crack. Free Country USA went in a flash and Homestar woke up in a strange world.
The sky was green and the floor was blue. He found Coach Z at a Concession stand.
"Come tor ther Consortion Stornd." shouted out the Coach Z!
"If coach Z is there then where's Bubs?" Thought Homestar
Bubs was on the Football field.
"Come on Homsar, you can do better than that." Shouted out Bubs.
All around it was the same.
Strong Bad was good.
Marzipan was bad.
Pom Pom shovelled crap.
The Poopsmith was cool.
And Homsar fitted in.
And where was this?
Why The Cheat's computer!
The Cheat sqeaked.
Strong Bad said "Come on Da Cheat, you can do better than dat. I mean that doesn't even deserve a trophy!
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