The Poopsmith

His mum and dad used to work for the wealthy family of Countory Maison. But the guy developed a constipation problem and they ran out of work. They went to a small town where a king who had a lot of crap lived. They were reaching the end of their days and they said to their son they hope he can bring justice to the family name. He was called Kelsey Grammar but changed his name to The Poopsmith. He soon stopped talking because then he wouldn't inhale the fumes.