Pom Pom

Pom Pom lived on the Isle of Pom. He was the hot guy and every girl wanted him. He was also nice and intelligent so everyone looked up to him. Then one day he heard a scream. He went to find it's source. He found a white person with a red skirt on. It was very tight and he couldn't get out. Pom Pom just undid the fastening. Then he was thanked and he made one more friend.
Then when he went home he couldn't find his way home and so was stuck with this patheic little athlete. Regardless though, Pom Pom became this 'Homestar Runner's' new best friend!