Homestar
This guy has a fraternal twin. When they were born they spent many years together but one day They were seperated from their parents and each other. Homestar shrugged of his sadness through sport and some people called him a great athlete.
A few years after all that he heard of a place called Free Country USA. He decided to check it out and on the way he came upon a big ol' egg. Suddenly someone with boxing gloves said this was his egg. The Prince came along and settled it with a ten step footrace. Homestar won but the boxing guy got the egg for some reason.
Then he saw the girl who had counted the ready, set and go. He liked her and talked to her. She said she liked him and stupid Homestar assumed then that she loved him.
He also found out that the boxing guy was called Strong Bad. They were friends at first but soon Strong Bad became increasingly agitated that Homestar beat him at everything and eventually grew to hate him. As the years went on Homestar became dumber and more athletic. Who knows what crazy adventures he'll have in the future!