Homestar: Is this thing even on? Oh, OK. Welcome to the Homestar Survior show. OK, we're going to get to know the contestants. Each will be asked why they came to the Isle of Pom to win the lifetime supply of pencil shavings.
Strong Bad: For infinite servantry.
Strong Sad: So I can beat Strong Bad at something.
Senor Cardgage: To show off my coolbility.
Strong Bad(whispering to self): So cool!
Marzipan: To give the pencil shavings to the recycling center.
The Cheat: Infinite wealth.
Trogdor(burning message into ground): TO BURNINATE
The KOT: Pencil shavings go well in butter!
Bubs: I need change for my consession stand! {Runs off}
Strong Mad: TO MAKE THE CHEAT HAPPY!
Coach Z: So The Chort will produce a music video for my new rap "On Survior".
PomPom (hold up sign): To see my hometown again.
Poopsmith (holding up sign): Nice break from the job.
Homsar: Twas the bride of the peaches...
Stinkoman: I AM LOOKING FOR A CHALLENGE!
Cheerleader: Total fashion style.
{Thnikkaman runs in with "Here comes the Thnikkaman...}
Thnikkaman: Shut up, kid.
Homestar: Okay, that's everyone! Our immunity challenge is to make fire. Ready go.
{Trogdor makes fire}
Homestar: Trogdor wins immunity! And so does the entire Doregard tribe. So, I ask you, who will you vote out?
Homestar: Cheerleader... the tribe has spoken.
Huge Mouth Man: VOTED OUT'D
Episode 2... coming soon!