Bubs
You wake up at 2:00 am! do you:
a. go back to sleep
b. fix your alarm clock
c. get dressed
A) You try to get back to sleep but can't.
You have to much noise around you now. do you:
a. go back to sleep
b. fix your alarm clock
c. get dressed
B)You attempt to fix your alarm clock but since you
know nothing of mechanics you electrocute yourself!
Better luck next time!
C)You put on your customary orange jumper and
grey trousers. Now do you:
d. check the stand
e. have breakfast
f. go round Strong Bad's
D)You check the stand and suddenly realise you haven't
got any Catsup. And you promised to have some for Homestar
today. Quick get some, before your buisness goes down the drain:
f. go round Strong Bad's
g. look on the internet
h. make some
E)You have breakfast and realise something.
go to (d).
F)You go round Strong Bad's house and ask him about it.
He says you should make some. So go to (h).
G)You look on the internet. You find some on www.killomon.com.
They are £1.00 each and take 6 days to arrive. Take it:
if so go to (i).
if not go to (j).
H)You attempt to make some. What ingredients do you use:
k. tomatoes and water
l. tomatoes, water and sugar in a blender
m. tomatoes and a cheese grater
I) You buy them but since it took six days to come, it's too
late. Better luck next time.
J)You look further. You come across one on www.evilbroker.co.uk.
It costs £0.75 and arrives in 6. do you:
r. take it
h. make some
n. sit the day by
K)You use tomatoes and water but it isn't the right stuff. Homestar's
too dumb to notice though so he thinks it's Catsup. Well Done.
L)You use all those ingredients in a blender. do you:
o. turn it on
p. look around
q. put more sugar in
M)You use tomatoes and a cheese grater but it all fails and your
buisness goes bye bye.
N)You sit the day by for some reason and so your buisness goes down
the loo. Better luck next time.
O)You turn it on and it goes everywhere. You never put the lid on!
Better luck next time.
P)You look around and realise the lid isn't on it. Quickly you put the lid on
and start it. Then you stop it, take it out and it tastes like...CATSUP!
Congratulations!
Q)You put more sugar in and when you start it it suddenly stops. You take
the lid off to investigate and the sugar unclogs, leaving the concoction to go
SPLAT in your face. Better luck next time.
You decide to take it. But does it mean six hours or six days.
s. six hours
t. six days
u. cancel order
S)You decide it is six hours. You were wrong. It takes too long to arrive.
Better luck next time.
T)You decide it is six days. You were wrong. It gets there on time.
Congratulations.
U)You cancel the order, but have no other way to get it. You fail.
Better luck next time.